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Rowan, Olivia, Kate, Amy, Another Helen and Company. Come here a minute would you my darlings.

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HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 20:30

I've been thinking.

You guys work too hard. So you can have the night off.

Go on, off you pop. Find some gin and a comfy sofa. I'll even babysit Peace and Love for Olivia.

I'll take care of this rabble for the evening.

Rowan, Olivia, Kate, Amy, Another Helen and Company. Come here a minute would you my darlings.
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IamtheZombie · 26/09/2014 22:36

Thanks, Norm.

InkleWinkle · 26/09/2014 22:36

I hope Carrie gets out! Free the Mumsnet One!

I would not even believe she exists but I've seen her on that telly programme with Justine years ago...

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 26/09/2014 22:37

OH dear Lord.

HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 22:38

Olivia, when WILL Carrie be allowed back?

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HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 22:38

No need to thank deities Olivia, I do this because I care.

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IamtheZombie · 26/09/2014 22:45

Olivia, surely you know that a Dragon and a Zombie are an unbeatable combination. Sort of like Peace and Love. Grin

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 26/09/2014 22:46
IamtheZombie · 26/09/2014 22:50

Zombie flutters her eyelashes.

Oops. She forgot her eyelashes have fallen out.

Zombie flutters her eyelids.

PacificDogwood · 26/09/2014 22:50
Grin Wine [bed]
PacificDogwood · 26/09/2014 22:51
Thanks
HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 22:54

You know something? I'm sure Carrie disappeared at the same time as Mitmoo?

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HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 22:55
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Gobbolinothewitchscat · 26/09/2014 23:03

Oh crikes - is this the thingy where people could volunteer (how civic minded) to moderate the boards over-night?

prepares to hide eleventy billion threads about mumsnet royalty/cliques etc

HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 23:06

No, I'm self appointed.

I have no favourites

except for zombie

I'm totally impartial and have my eyebrows readied.

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TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 26/09/2014 23:08
HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 23:09

When did we get a JessicaMumsnet?

When have eyebrows ever actually worked on me?

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Gobbolinothewitchscat · 26/09/2014 23:11

Oh phewee - just a random on a power trip JOKE!

I've taken a break and just been back for a few days. Was thinking how nice and peaceful it was. Although I haven't scrutinised AIBU yet! Grin

NorksAreMesssy · 26/09/2014 23:12

Where do dragons keep their eyebrows?

HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 23:12
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TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 26/09/2014 23:17

@HoneyDragonMumshnet

When did we get a JessicaMumsnet?

When have eyebrows ever actually worked on me?

Good point.

HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 23:19

Good point about the eyebrows or you didn't know we had a JessicaMumsnet rampaging gently across the boards?

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NorksAreMesssy · 27/09/2014 07:47

And why are all the eybrows drawn on sideways?
Eyebrows do this

^
o

Not this

o>

Unless you are lying down, in a puddle, clutching a bottle?

ExitPursuedByAKoalaBear · 27/09/2014 07:53

Ello ello Ello

RustyDalek · 27/09/2014 08:02

"When have eyebrows ever actually worked on me?"

These might perhaps?

Rowan, Olivia, Kate, Amy, Another Helen and Company. Come here a minute would you my darlings.
BlotOnTheLandscape · 27/09/2014 08:07

Reading a drunk thread just doesn't seem the same at 8am! Grin

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