Rowan, Olivia, Kate, Amy, Another Helen and Company. Come here a minute would you my darlings.

[HoneyDragonMumshnet]

I've been thinking.

You guys work too hard. So you can have the night off.

Go on, off you pop. Find some gin and a comfy sofa. I'll even babysit Peace and Love for Olivia.

I'll take care of this rabble for the evening.

Thanks, Norm.

I hope Carrie gets out! Free the Mumsnet One!

I would not even believe she exists but I've seen her on that telly programme with Justine years ago...

OH dear Lord.

Olivia, when WILL Carrie be allowed back?

No need to thank deities Olivia, I do this because I care.

Olivia, surely you know that a Dragon and a Zombie are an unbeatable combination. Sort of like Peace and Love.

Zombie flutters her eyelashes.

Oops. She forgot her eyelashes have fallen out.

Zombie flutters her eyelids.

[bed]

You know something? I'm sure Carrie disappeared at the same time as Mitmoo?

Oh crikes - is this the thingy where people could volunteer (how civic minded) to moderate the boards over-night?

prepares to hide eleventy billion threads about mumsnet royalty/cliques etc

No, I'm self appointed.

I have no favourites

except for zombie

I'm totally impartial and have my eyebrows readied.

When did we get a JessicaMumsnet?

When have eyebrows ever actually worked on me?

Oh phewee - just a random on a power trip JOKE!

I've taken a break and just been back for a few days. Was thinking how nice and peaceful it was. Although I haven't scrutinised AIBU yet!

Where do dragons keep their eyebrows?

@HoneyDragonMumshnet

When did we get a JessicaMumsnet?

When have eyebrows ever actually worked on me?

Good point.

Good point about the eyebrows or you didn't know we had a JessicaMumsnet rampaging gently across the boards?

And why are all the eybrows drawn on sideways?
Eyebrows do this

^
o

Not this

o>

Unless you are lying down, in a puddle, clutching a bottle?

Ello ello Ello

"When have eyebrows ever actually worked on me?"

These might perhaps?

Reading a drunk thread just doesn't seem the same at 8am!