Rowan, Olivia, Kate, Amy, Another Helen and Company. Come here a minute would you my darlings.

[HoneyDragonMumshnet]

I've been thinking.

You guys work too hard. So you can have the night off.

Go on, off you pop. Find some gin and a comfy sofa. I'll even babysit Peace and Love for Olivia.

I'll take care of this rabble for the evening.

Zombie luffs her HoneyDragon.

You are nuts in a good way HoneyD :o

I like a bit of zombie affection. Grab a hammer Zombies, you're on my squad tonight.

Honey - I'm imagining you swinging that hammer in a Thor-like way!

I'd offer to help but I have ice cream waiting and an early night after a very tiring week of work at school.

But I'm with you in spirit!

It's ok, I think I'm on top of it.

I do hope Justine let's Carrie out though.

Hmmmmmmmn

They've ACTUALLY gone

Mwah ha ha ha ahem, I mean lovely. Hope they're having a lovely time.

I think they are gone!

So do you visit the home of the norty Mnetters and smash their device with your hammer?

What is you up to, oh Honeyed one?

YES! I mean, no. No not at all. I'm going to polite and reasonable and maintain the harmony.

I will not let the power mmmmnn power get to me.

I'm in charge while HQ go on the lash, pausingflatly.

And Zombie is helping her.

They really properly aren't here, are they?

What's your tipple, HoneyD? [brown nose emoticon]

StickEm

I'll not have any violence thanks.

Have some Zen

I don't drink.

So I cannot be weakened with Gin.

I will however be bribed, please direct all Bombay Sapphire to Zombies for sampling.

Ta.

You don't get a ban hammer until you've passed the test.

Used bank notes, HoneyD? As per usual?

Rumbled.

Not when I'm bank staff.

Zero hours contract, Justine couldn't afford to test me and pay for information to blackmail you into coming back to work Olivia.

Honestly Olivia, I'm all over this. I've prevented a bum sex penic beaker, I've got my a hemming shnizzle on.

AND

I haven't attempted a hostile take over.

apart from locking Ellen in the cupboard after Amy upset me which doesn't count

Honey, when you're in charge can we have a quick game of bingo?

Yes. First person to successfully not break five guidelines in a row wins a shiny gold star.

What could possibly go wrong, Olivia?