Mumsnet merchandise - your input needed please

[JustineMumsnet]

Hi all

After years of being asked to come up with MN merchandise and (aside from some incredibly tight t-shirts with virtual mother on them way back in the early-2000s) pretty much sticking our collective fingers in our ears, we've finally found someone who can help us produce and sell a qualiteee online range - hopefully available in time for Christmas. And we're looking for your input.

We reckon a range of T-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies and mugs with Mumsnet in-jokes/ popular phrases - which is what folks have mentioned in the past - but is there anything else we've collectively missed? And what do you want on them? A T-shirt telling all and sundry to LTB? A mug asking whether YABU? A hoody announcing that it' really best to RTFT?

Ideas very much welcome please

hoiking!

Oh well if we're talking commission then I think you need to take note that it was I who came up with Cunt Bunting along with other ironic homewares and aprons

Tea towels and aprons are the best I think. And mugs. And cake tins.

Products
Aprons: I'm with Bitch Face
Lemon Drizzle fo' shizzle
FFS!
^YANBU

Cake tin: Plain with Do not punch this cake round the side

Tea Towels: Fuck The Fuck Off To The Far Side Of Fuck and When You Get There Fuck Off Some More
FFS!

Definitely a backpack labelled OFRS for the second wave. And a butter dish with Never Google and the little welsh dragon logo on it (slightly specialised).

I would definitely pay cash money for a TSSDNCOP mug.

And a T shirt for ages two to three labelled "Never mind Mum, This Too Shall Pass"

Ooh, weirdy ruler=good!

Also keyrings.

Maybe 'This Too Shall Pass' on the gin hipflask?

Penis mug with biscuit being dipped in it by Gordon Brown

With on the back 'only on Fridays'

Someone remind me what TSSDNCOP is please...

I do like Naice Bag. For one's Naice ham.

Must have shopping list holder.

Actually if you really want to shift some stuff, market little silicon bangles with slogans on which can be bought by mumsnetters for mumsnetters only - so for example, mumsnetter A thinks Mumsnetter B is wonderful and orders for a bangle to be sent to her as a gesture of support.

Of course you could write 'cuntflaps and cupcakes' on them or something to appease the sweary crowd

Goofy
TSSDNCOP is the secret service do not comment on procedure.

I hope

Or just a mug with Mumsnet muffia would be nice.

Muffia is not rude!

Oh yes gotta have some tea towels with the MN phrases sprinkled over-
ODFOD
LTB
YABU
Etc
and little MN logos interspersed
And the emoticons too

Easy to translate that graphic to the cotton tote bags too (HTH)

Poor StuartMN. I wonder if it's too late for him to say he doesn't want to do it any more.

Yes to shopping bag for life
Yes to Wall calendar planner
Yes to corkscrew with mn logo
Anything with

POST REPORTED on it

Cork screw with logo! Genius idea

(Can you still buy cremolafoam??)

Or indeed
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Yes milktraylady you can

Oh gawd I botched up my apron slogan.

I want an apron with the following going down for escalating culinary situations: YABU... YABVVVU... ... Message deleted by Mumsnet for breaking Talk Guidelines

I fear it might be too late for me.

Tea Towels. Right. Of course if I'd suggested that as my opening gambit on Mumsnet I'd have been torn limb from limb in seconds.

Correct

Sorry Stuart

A bottle bag with DRUNK THREAD
On it.

I going away now honest...

No tea towels. Nobody dries up any more. Unhygienic.

And aprons? Is it 1940?

I like the idea of the it is an inoffensive MN in joke.
I wouldn't buy a t shirt or hoody though. I have a MN scarf but have never been "spotted".

How about a range of mugs with DD, DH. DS etc?

I'm wearing an apron right now TYVM.

DD DS DH etc are not MN specific.