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Please please please please can we have our PA amnesty?

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Tee2072 · 18/05/2013 18:30

Please? I'll be good the whole rest of the year and never call a cunt a cunt, no matter how much they deserve it, if we can just have 24 hours when we can call a cunt a cunt!

PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!*

*It worked on the Simpsons...

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Tee2072 · 18/05/2013 21:09

Eh. You can call me a cunt any time, Fanjo.

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 18/05/2013 21:15

Well

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 18/05/2013 21:15

Oops..well..if you insist Grin

Tee2072 · 19/05/2013 15:16

No word from HQ, eh?

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 19/05/2013 15:17

Maybe we have their tacit approval Wink

Tee2072 · 19/05/2013 15:18

Not based on the deletions I had yesterday, Fanjo. Grin

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JulieMumsnet · 19/05/2013 15:19

Other than Hmm?

@Tee2072

No word from HQ, eh?
Tee2072 · 19/05/2013 15:20

Julie are you still on duty?!?! Are you a robot? Hmm

That's not a no, BTW...

Grin
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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 19/05/2013 15:21
JulieMumsnet · 19/05/2013 15:22

I like you all so much I said I'd work today as well.

@Tee2072

Julie are you still on duty?!?! Are you a robot? Hmm

That's not a no, BTW...

Grin

Tee2072 · 19/05/2013 15:23

Just can't stay away...

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cornypedicure · 19/05/2013 15:30

perhaps we should just substitute the word 'orange' with 'cunt' for a day.
Would that work? Probably not.

Tee2072 · 19/05/2013 15:31

corny you're an orange.

Nah, doesn't have the same ring! Good idea though. Smile

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 19/05/2013 15:31

As in "don't be an orange"?

Or I'm drinking some cunt juice now?

JulieMumsnet · 19/05/2013 15:32

You could try calling everyone 'possum', like Dame Edna.

@cornypedicure

perhaps we should just substitute the word 'orange' with 'cunt' for a day. Would that work? Probably not.
fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 19/05/2013 15:32

That might be more genteel

Tee2072 · 19/05/2013 15:36

No one has ever accused me of being genteel... Grin

Cunt juice? Hmm

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cornypedicure · 19/05/2013 15:36

so we actually know that on MN possum means cunt?

cornypedicure · 19/05/2013 15:37

Michael Gove, for example, is a possum.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 19/05/2013 15:37

I was substituting the word orange as corny suggested.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 19/05/2013 15:37

AIBU is overrun with possums today. We need pest control

cornypedicure · 19/05/2013 15:37

Peter Andre is an orange possum

Tee2072 · 19/05/2013 15:38

I think you substituted in the wrong direction Fanjo.

There's an idea, corny. Maybe we could have it added to the guidelines?

"We will not delete you if you call someone a possum, meaning they are a cunt."

What do you think Julie?

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cornypedicure · 19/05/2013 15:38

Juliemumsnet suggested it so it's the law now.

JulieMumsnet · 19/05/2013 15:43

Just report anything untoward, we'll happily sort things out for you.

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