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Please please please please can we have our PA amnesty?

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Tee2072 · 18/05/2013 18:30

Please? I'll be good the whole rest of the year and never call a cunt a cunt, no matter how much they deserve it, if we can just have 24 hours when we can call a cunt a cunt!

PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!PLEASE?!?!*

*It worked on the Simpsons...

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NettoSuperstar · 18/05/2013 18:32

I thought this was going to be something to do with Peter Andre!

cornypedicure · 18/05/2013 18:35

I didn't know you couldn't call a cunt a cunt.
What about a non-cunt?

A poster once called me a cunt and I wasn't even being a cunt. I wouldn't have minded if I was actually being a cunt.

I also clicked on this in the hope of a Peter Andre thread.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 18/05/2013 18:36

Can you imagine though?

There would be nothing else but abuse on the site.

Original poster
Tee2072 · 18/05/2013 18:37

Exactly Fanjo. Let us get it out of our systems once and for all.

It's a brilliant plan, really.

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FreddieMisaGREATshag · 18/05/2013 18:38

Now Tee

::head tilt::

Don't you need to calm down?

Wink
fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 18/05/2013 18:41

Yes it is Grin

BeerTricksPotter · 18/05/2013 18:41

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FreddieMisaGREATshag · 18/05/2013 18:43

Oh and Tee...

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CUNT

Grin
fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 18/05/2013 18:43

Maybe we could have a section for it?.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 18/05/2013 18:44

You could then ask people to step across to the "slog it out verbally" section

cornypedicure · 18/05/2013 18:45

It's still okay to call Peter Andre a cunt though isn't it?

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 18/05/2013 18:46

It is obligatory

Chubfuddler · 18/05/2013 18:46

I really really thought this thread was about Peter Andre.

Can we have him in for a web chat?

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 18/05/2013 18:47

During the amnesty

HazeltheMcWitch · 18/05/2013 18:48

I thought of the orange one too.
But what could the amnesty be? How many of us have him locked up in our homes using his otherworldly glow as an alternative light-source ?

Or maybe you all have PA calendars and pencil cases that you want to hand back, anonymously?

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 18/05/2013 18:50

No..I am just restraining myself from attacking him.

NB I am not serious in case the police are reading

Original poster
Tee2072 · 18/05/2013 18:51

I know Beer! It would be EPIC!!!

Do you know? I'm not even 100% sure who Peter Andre is...

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cornypedicure · 18/05/2013 18:51

Peter Andre is the only cunt visible from space due to his epic glow.

BeerTricksPotter · 18/05/2013 18:54

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 18/05/2013 18:55

Wonder who that is at the door....

FreddieMisaGREATshag · 18/05/2013 18:55
Grin
cornypedicure · 18/05/2013 18:56

is it peter?

Chubfuddler · 18/05/2013 18:56

Oh corny. Not much makes me laugh out loud but that did.

cornypedicure · 18/05/2013 18:57

Peter takes the credit though - his orange cuntishness inspires me

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 18/05/2013 18:57

LOl I wish