prepare to be boarded!

[CaptainSillyBeardyDaddyman]

Avast ye MNHQ!

Hand over your dubloons! Pieces of eight!

I be sorely dissatisfied with the lack o' piratical emoticons today... After all, tis international talk like a pirate day! So in light of your mutiny you must walk the plank!!!

Avast you salty sea dog. I'm
Already a parrot. Pieces of eight?

Arrrr

It's early.

We'll be back when we find the parrot/ eye patch/ peg leg etc

Hmm...

Aye, us pirates do enjoy a lie in...

I'll let ye off until the sun reaches the yardarm then I'll keelhaul the lot o' ye!

Well shiver me timbers.... Aarrrrrrr...

Hop up on me shoulder pickles and we'll set sail fer rich pickin's!

Splice the mainbrace!

Yo ho Maryz! I've run that up the flagpole!

I have a particular fondness for the sexual technics too

I'd not laughed so much since one eyed Jim were two eyed Jim! Yar har!

I have a slight suspicion that the pirate sex thread is actually about daddyman hence the interest in pirate speak.

Are you looking for a few new phrases to impress mrs daddyman tonight?

I be married to the sea! She's always wet! Yar har har!

Why are pirates so mean?

Because they aaAARR

I have many others...

Hmmm, yeah let's celebrate thieves, rapists and murderers... And don't tell me it was in the olden days and now it's just a bit of fun as they still exist today. Shores of Somalia anyone?

Throw that bilge monkey overboard!

DH's favourite:-

"Avast behind"

"You leave my wife out of it"

You have a woman's bottom me lord!

"step aboard my dingy"

"dont' you mean dinghy?"

"you haven't seen the state of it"

Yar! DFAG ye be a scurvy biscuit eater!

keep calm

It's a slogan from a threadless tshirt bran
I know because I have it.

Ooh, an oppportunity to wheel out my favourite pirate joke:

What's a pirate's favourite gadget?

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An i-patch.

Ha! Laugh, you miserable landlubbers or I'll make you walk the plank.