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I'm clearly banned.

303 replies

DollyHaze · 20/08/2012 21:01

Shame, I haven't received an email from MNHQ explaining why.

I started a test thread, and now cannot respond.

This also happened 4 weeks ago, and HQ still haven't replied to my original email.

Wonder if this will be posted?

Very weird MNHQ and bad form. Why not just tell me what I've done and do the decent thing and give me a chance to respond?

OP posts:
ThisIsNotHoneyDragon · 21/08/2012 00:31

Maryz.

I can never eat cake on the day I have made it. Never enjoy it till the next day.

FasterHigherBeardierDaddyman · 21/08/2012 00:33

There's a brand new sweary thread, just opened. You've not popped by in soooo long :(
It's so new it still has that new thread smell.

ThisIsNotHoneyDragon · 21/08/2012 00:34

I have never clicked on a sweary thread. Is it a quiche? Would I like it there?

bronze · 21/08/2012 00:34

I just found a French sausage in my breadbin...

ThisIsNotHoneyDragon · 21/08/2012 00:35

who put it there?

FasterHigherBeardierDaddyman · 21/08/2012 00:36

Yeah, it evolved into a quiche after the first sweary thread. Basically we just swear and share stupid news stories and call each other names and no one presses the report button.

We had a troll on there once! They got confused and left Grin

BaronessBomburst · 21/08/2012 00:36

You need to put in vanilla essence, mixed spice, cinnamon and nutmeg to hide the manky old banana you used

Is there gin on this thread? Cause I'm out of the stuff - again. :(

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere · 21/08/2012 00:37

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FasterHigherBeardierDaddyman · 21/08/2012 00:37

How do you know it's French? Does it have an outrageous accent?

BaronessBomburst · 21/08/2012 00:37

Did it have a man attached?

ThisIsNotHoneyDragon · 21/08/2012 00:38

Never forget the vanilla.

cocolepew · 21/08/2012 00:39

I like bananas but not anything that tastes of banana. In case you were wondering .

BaronessBomburst · 21/08/2012 00:39

I'd rather have a baguette.

cocolepew · 21/08/2012 00:40

It was wearing a teeny beret.

bronze · 21/08/2012 00:40

It was wearing a beret and onions obviously Hmm. (and any other outlandish stereotypes)

Ok we bought a few on holiday cos they're tasty, salami type thing

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere · 21/08/2012 00:41

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bronze · 21/08/2012 00:41

I seem to be the queen of cross posts tonight
Other people obviously share my appalling witty humour

ThisIsNotHoneyDragon · 21/08/2012 00:41

Cocolepew....I am entirely the opposite

Maryz · 21/08/2012 00:41

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FasterHigherBeardierDaddyman · 21/08/2012 00:42

I desperately need sleep, but I want to see where the sausage story is going. We need a camera crew on the scene! Sky news probably has a few spare. Anyone know Rupert Murdoch's number? Then I can sky plus it and catch up over breakfast. I might have chorizo for breakfast...

ThisIsNotHoneyDragon · 21/08/2012 00:42

Where'd you go on holiday? Maldives?

cocolepew · 21/08/2012 00:43

Honey you are clearly a freak.

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OlympiaMumsnet · 21/08/2012 00:46

As long as you cover the bread, twill be fine

FasterHigherBeardierDaddyman · 21/08/2012 00:48

And make sure you don't have a soggy bottom

NewStartSameStory · 21/08/2012 00:48

and don't look at this thread Wink

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