Can we ask, oh lovely MNHQ, what feedback did you get from the TV company who wanted contestants for the new Peter Andre programme...

[GetOrfMoiiLand]

Is that a simile Sue? (or is it a metaphor, I struggle with the difference tbh). Who is the manful deciduous tree?

Rebecca I can't see your link sadly. Is he telling a good joke in it?

Worse, he be SINGING

No, no metaphor. Handy tree lecture. You're so very welcome.

Well there you go. See PA thread turned into tree chat. Lovely

I heard that Fanta is being renamed " Essence of Petie"

I bet MNHQ have a disclaimer at the end of a media request contract (in point 0.05 type) which reads something like:

If they tear you to shreds, we absolve ourselves of any responsibility. Even PALFHK can't protect you. And you cant have your money back. We warned you, suckers...

If they DIDN'T ask for their pennies back, you know what that means?

Someone signed up

I've got another theory. In the same way that most MNers loathe the Daily Fail but it gets linked to more than any other paper, maybe they never expected us to sign up but they do think we'll be watching in droves so we can tear it to pieces afterwards.

@Valpollicella

I bet MNHQ have a disclaimer at the end of a media request contract (in point 0.05 type) which reads something like:

If they tear you to shreds, we absolve ourselves of any responsibility. Even PALFHK can't protect you. And you cant have your money back. We warned you, suckers...

No comment.

But you're all Insania, obvs.

I worry that the acronym 'PALFHK' could be construed as libellous. I tend to read it mentally (in MN-lexicon) as 'PA effing loves his kids, but the L and the F are the wrong way round and so you get... well I won't say.

If in fact it is PA's Love For.., I will of course retrain my inner reading-out voice.

Insania you say,

I was sick from work the week that thread surfaced. It was the greatest thing I'd ever seen and cheered me up no end. Someone contact the production company. Now.