Can we ask, oh lovely MNHQ, what feedback did you get from the TV company who wanted contestants for the new Peter Andre programme...

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Surely even PA could see the funny side?

Probably not. I don't think he has much self awareness.

Hello

We haven't had feedback, no. Media requests are usually put up directly by the production companies/journalists/whatever concerned, so we don't usually have direct contact with them.

I've been told to insert something funny here but a) I don't really understand the Peter Andre thing and b) I'm fresh out of funny today so could you all imagine a big joke here?

Thanks
MNHQ x

Come on, let's help Rowan with a joke!

Thanks for the links, its taken me this long to read half of it!

Vair disappointed with the response from MNHQ Olivia or Justine would have said something hilarious you know Rowan.

I heard a great joke the other day.

What's grey and can't climb trees?

I don't know. What's grey and can't climb trees?

A car park.

How can one not understand the PALFHK thing AND not have something to say about him? Blimey, I could slag him all the live long day.

Rowan, I am worried for you. Worried.

I saw a little two-liner in 'Metro' in that bit where PRs plant stories sleb gossip 'green room' bit. It was a couple of days after the thread and said 'Peter Andre is hurt that some people say he uses his kids for his media image. 'I love my kids' said Peter' Don't know if 'Metro' have an online version or I would link... (It's true, not making it up. Tis too lame to make up).

Poor, poor RowanMN. Let her alone you taunters. I bet she is very busy with extremely important productive mn business and has no time for jokes or PA thinkings.

I saw that too, Becstarsky. I snurked.

I was on a packed commuter train and got some very weird looks.

That's a sad sad life right there Slubber . Too busy for PA slagging?

We should have a telethon or summit. Help the MNHQ One.

ROFL at Rowan's hilair jokes!

No no no Sue, using up special leisure time to laugh at PA is not beneficial to the health of the soul. Tis like mocking a duck with a wonky leg or a marmot with a six pack plastic separator stuck round its neck.

Oh. Those images make me sad (speshly the duck)

But the glowing orange goon that is PA makes me laugh. When he speaks, I laugh. When he tries to think I laugh. When he attempts sincerity I laugh.

I don't think it's the same at ALL.

I fear for my immortal soul but at least I have one, eh Petey? How much did ITV2 pay for yours?

I fear for it also Sue, each PA thread desiccates your soul a little bit.

like coconut? I shall be delicious and a welcome addition to any kitchen, so.

Dontcha worry about me Slubby, me old chicken, worry for Petey. Worry bad.

I was a bit worried about you after your 18:38 post, *SueP.

But then I reread it and saw you were saying you could slag him so that was ok.

God yes SLAG as in slag him off, no no never to the other.

Eurgh. Course, I doubt he is gagging for me either. I actually think it's awfully likely he prefers himself to any actual woman anyway.

I start to worry about him, him and his ilk, and then I realise I could be investing my emotional energies into all sorts of other life affirming and spiritually beneficial projects such as keeping this fucking Acer my mother has given me alive. I can't water it with tap water! What sort of a stupid prissy tree is that?

See PA concerns vs keeping high maintenance tree alive. Tree wins. Soul wins.

Yeah, trees are more interesting. And less orange, even in the case of orange trees.

Can you catch rainwater for it then? Or does it prefer Evian?

Rain water [rolls eyes] am going to have to buy a stupid water butt and hack up a down pipe.

Is there such a thing as an orange tree? All year round properly orange, not just autumnally orange?

Now that is funny still about the wonky duck though

Nah. Orange trees make oranges in the summer. Then they are exhausted, poor lambs, it's not natural to be orange all the time. So the deciduous trees manfully take on the orange duties for autumn.

PA gives off an unnatural Ready Brek glow all year round. Like Fanta Kryptonite.