Ok,, so what has a person got to do to get a thread in discussions of the day?

[MilkNoSugarPlease]

It's on my to do list before I've been here a year....cmon!

Oh and can I have a comment/thread deleted due to outrage

And I wouldn't mind being banned

Ta awfully :o

:o

Aww thank you belle :o

What if I start a witty intellectual thread that everyone can join in/...would that help?!

you could try.

right this MUST be good enough!

Yes, PLEASE put my commando thread in discussions of day!

I have had the following

Post sdeleted bnecause of profanity
Morning paper round up (wher IS she now)
Mumsnet classics

But NEVER discussions of day.

I've never had a classic (sniff)

I don't get the competitions, I've never heard of some of the winners, I've been here a couple of years

My list

Post deleted due to profanity or other
Round up
Quote of the week
shout out thread
Discussion of the day
Tea with David Cameron or other

1/6 is awful!

Oh I LONG for a classic!

I have also NEVER been mentioned on 'who is your favourite mumsnetter' thread.

NEVER. In all the daYS I have wasted on here

Ooh no me neither!

I mean I havent been here very long in the grand scheme of things! but I would like a MENTION at somepont :o

GetOrf- ill mention you and you mention me :o

oi, GetOrfMoiLand

WELL FINE THEN

Lol I have just done the same.

Look at the link dear (you are not allowed to flounce)

It's not my fault I can't keep up, I try my hardest (sob)

Ok, Forgiven :o

There there...cup of tea for you father ? :o

The true Holy Grail is not discussion of the day.
It's getting quoted in a Daily Mail article on one of their quiet days when they run "MN women talk about sex shocker" type articles. That's what you need to aim for.

Yum, I've not had a cup of tea for a while (slurps and spills it all down her top)

I started a blog a few days ago you know, it's the drugs I'm on that's done it. I've been very productive and complained about all the things that have pissed me off (missing eurostar tickets, crap uni woman etc), it's good!

I'm lowering my aims for now :o

Actually I think quote in DM WAS on the original one!

Maybe start a thread about sex toys being used in inappropriate places, it'll make the tabloids!

PAUSE THE QUEST!

Friend just rang me

"im leaving now"
"what?"
"were going out for dinner....you forgot didnt you"

whoops! I have 4 mins to get ready!

BUT i will be bavk MNHQ you cannot defeat me!

Enjoy your supper.

I've had a libellous haiku deleted by MNHQ and I've made the talk round up.
MNTowers tweeted one of my thread a few weeks ago as well.
My next goal is a quote of the week.

MSNP I have deleted your outrageous persistence