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What's the best hair removal for your bits?

63 replies

MascaraOHara · 27/07/2007 16:05

So I think I've tried pretty much eveything and nothing leaves me smooth and completely hair free..

What's your favoured method of hair removal down below?

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FrayedKnot · 28/07/2007 23:00

Waxing

But i only get the edges trimmed, i couldn;t go anywhere near a brazilian let alone anything further north

Nair etc just leave straggly long hairs and bald patches

Shaving = stubble in about 2 hours and awful itchey spottyness for about 2 weeks

God I hope I never have to be "out there" again

Do you think you can get those fake bald "wig" things for your fanjo

nooka · 28/07/2007 23:01

I'd forgotten about vasectomies! When dh had his it looked terrible, and he was uncomfortable for ages (even after the swelling and brusing had gone down).

grouchyoscar · 29/07/2007 12:35

Frayed Knot...Your thinking of a mirkin. Try googling it, I'm sure in the dubious web sites you can find a supplier.

Reallycurious · 29/07/2007 16:36

Scuse me....ahem my dp shaves his bits too. It's not deeply kinky, but just nice to touch and you don't get the loose pube problem as a giver of a BJ.

paulaplumpbottom · 29/07/2007 16:37

waxing is the best but it hurts like hell. Best results though

twinsetandpearls · 29/07/2007 16:41

how long is it before you need a wax again.

I have my eyebrows done and can bear that, is it s similar level of pain?

paulaplumpbottom · 29/07/2007 16:44

no worse, I go about once a month

twinsetandpearls · 29/07/2007 16:49

I won't go to my normal salon in the village though the thought of sitting next to someone in church who has witnessed my fanjo being plucked would put me off my rosary.

I may go into town as if I slip in between a drag queen and hooker I may go unnoticed.

paulaplumpbottom · 29/07/2007 16:51

They probably see fanjo's all day and wouldn't give it that much thought

twinsetandpearls · 29/07/2007 16:51

Did you know the salon did waxing down there before you booked an appointment, I would be so embaressed if I asked for a wax and they didn't do it, like I was demanding my fanjo got attention even if all they normally did was a quick eyebrow tidy.

Do you ahve a tidy or full monty?

paulaplumpbottom · 29/07/2007 16:53

I get the full monty ( they call it a hollywood, thats what you should ask for) It would be a rare salon now a days that don't wax bits

twinsetandpearls · 29/07/2007 16:55

what is the difference between a brazillian and a hollywood?

How long does it take?

Do they trim it first when you are a waxing virgin?

paulaplumpbottom · 29/07/2007 16:58

A brazilian leaves a tiny strip of hair where as a hollywood takes it all off. It takes about 15 to 20 minutes and they will trim if you are a bit bushy

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