Most embarrassing sex stories

[SportGirl]

What's your most embarrassing sex stories? Mine was in a field with my then boyfriend and when he rolled on top of me my bum ended up in stinging nettles. Another time my younger sister walked in on me riding this guy after a night out.

Oh my god, I bet you were mortified. That must have taken some courage to go as well 😂

Did you have a successful outcome to your problem? The reason I am asking is because I have it too. I think it is because of enlargement of prostate causing reduction in the diameter of the urethra. The pressure of the ejaculation is causing a rupture each time.

I have asked my GP but he didn't seem to think it is a big problem. I asked a GUM doctor and he said it's not possible to get a rupture. I'm on tamsulosin which should help with the narrowing of the urethra but I think I should be on the higher dose.

First proper boyfriend and me were at my parents making full use of a free period to end the day (it was 6th form) and my mum came home unexpectedly. Not a huge issue except we were in the living room! You never seen two people get dressed so fast, except he put his trousers on inside out, my top was back to front, he had to sit on my thong and I kicked his boxers under the sofa. Can’t remember where my bra was. I assume my mum noticed but she’s never mentioned it. Another time we were having some fun in my room and (somehow) failed to notice the bed rhythmically squeaking and dad came up the stairs and just said “everything ok up here?” from the landing.

Had sex in a pub toilet once and my BF at the time was shall we say on the “larger side”. We was drunk and he followed me to the toilet where he decided he was gonna take my thong off and put it in his pocket then pin me up against the wall and have sex with me. It was very hot, he finished and we both walked out and finished our drinks. BUT THEN !!! I got up and walked across the pub at which point all his cum decided to start leaking down my legs and just before I got to the exit there was two doorman standing there and opened the door for us and a huge load just fell out and splatted on the floor. I was devastated to say the least but I don’t think either of them see (at least I hope not). Then to top it off he decided he wanted to stop at a friends house for an after party and whilst I had been sitting in the taxi a stain appeared on the back of my white skirt to which I had to say I had sat in a wet patch in the cab !!

when wife gave me a otk spanking,we both love to roleplay,her uncle &son came in through the backdoor,at that moment it was embarrassing but also a big turn on

I have the same issue with enlarged prostate and also on tamsulosin, but don’t have any issues with sex or blood, doesnt sound good

Was his name Justin?

At about 18 me and then GF enjoying some al fresco fun only for the London to Edinburgh inter city to rumble past, hope my bum did not disturb to many folks

His name was Alistair 😅

Not Tintin ?

I had a blind date with a guy which didn’t start off great - he didn’t drive so I picked him up then went for a few drinks but he’d left his wallet at home 🙄 so I had to pay. Ok, so far not soooo bad. So I went to drop him home and we ended up having a snog outside his house in my car. Started getting a bit hot and heavy when I put the brakes on and said ok that’s enough for tonight, especially since we were in my quite small hatchback. He then replies, but I’m all horny now do you mind if I just finish myself off? He then proceeds to wank himself off in the front passenger seat while I just stare out the window until he’s done! Yeah, I never saw him again 😆
To make matters worse, my sister worked with him and she’d set us up. She was asking questions about why I didn’t want to see him again and she’s a real prude so I couldn’t tell her the truth. I just said there was no spark lol

What a wanker lol

Wow... Just..... Wow!

Had sex with a friend that got a little kinky. End of story. Just a one off and we stayed good friends.
A few weeks later, was at a party and ended up alone chatting with her bestie, who, out of the blue said "So I hear you like [redacted sex act]?" Aside from being mortified, the woman I'd since started dating since was in the next room.

Remembered another one on my long drive yesterday.
During my very brief RAF wife days in the early eighties my big black USAF policeman lover and I would meet up whenever I could get away if my husband was not deployed. One of my weekly excuses was my badminton evenings and for some reason my outfit would drive my lover crazy he just could wait sometimes to take advantage of me in my short pleated skirt & knee high socks.
One summers evening he’d picked me up and I’d teased him terribly whilst he drove away from camp and through Alvescott a little village on the way to our secluded passion place.
I was sat in the front doing some cute dirty talk and interfering with myself somewhat, when he swing his car into a small lane and stopped by a gate. We both leapt out of the car and he impaled me on the bonnet of his car passionately whilst my trainers & knee high socks pointed skywards lol
Id teased him so much he came within a couple of thrusts.
We composed ourselves and adjusted our dress to see one man and he’s sheep dog in the field mouth open I was mortified!!!
Needless to say the reverse out onto the main road was just as quick as the drive in!!!

Righto 🙄

when I was younger me and my ex had sex in our garden, it is not overlooked by any houses, but a road runs along the back garden, we were in throws of sex when we looked up and saw an HGV parked up cabin window above the fence line with the driver watching

Fabulous! 🤣🤣🤣