Most embarrassing sex stories

[SportGirl]

What's your most embarrassing sex stories? Mine was in a field with my then boyfriend and when he rolled on top of me my bum ended up in stinging nettles. Another time my younger sister walked in on me riding this guy after a night out.

When I was about 18, I used to be a right party animal. This was when our local bar would charge you £5 for an hour of drinking spirits. I would get whiskey Cokes. One night I got soooo drunk and went home with a guy and I suddenly developed a really dodgy tummy and I had to stop mod way through because I almost shit myself. I had to run to toilet and it was LOUD squitz. I was so embarrassed. Needless to say I never seen him again 😂 also unbeknownst to me I had already slipped a bit of poop out without realizing and I was wearing white jeans 😂😂

My mum walked in on me and my ex shagging when I still lived at home. And I've accidentally farted a few times but that's not really embarrassing as it was with my husband. Can't think of anything hugely mortifying.

That just made me laugh so much 😂 thank you for cheering me up!!

My first boyfriend we were having sex and I couldn't feel a thing at all. I asked him outright was he even in to which he replied he was 😅

So glad nobody knows me here !!!
Picture the scene, early eighties big hair and even bigger summer dresses,, I’d had a lovely weekend in a four poster bed with my then boyfriend an American Airforce policeman in a quaint little hotel in Burford Oxfordshire. We’d absolutely made the most of our limited time together but had to check out by 12 on the Sunday.
It’s 11.50 and I was panicking so started to rapidly get dressed and do my hair. This panicky situation of me darting around in my undies had a randy effect on my fella! So he took advantage of me once again! Filling me with air!!!!!

After this was over I was in a mother of all flaps for wed now overstayed our time and I knew that in this hotel of limited staff someone would be waiting to check us out, I was really cross with him but he found it amusing.
We hurriedly shot to the reception gathering my things in a slightly deshelved state.
As we paid the extras bill I bent over to sign the credit card slip to the sound of the loudest case of front bottom flatulence you’ve ever heard which continued for a couple of seconds! The poor lady on reception just pretended she hadn’t heard a thing, I was red as a beetroot and he just laughed uncomfortably 😡

I was caught once having sex in friends spare room with BF at the time, to much alcohol and need... Not aware how thin the walls were!

My ex thought it would be a fun idea to experiment with handcuffs. Fair play she had bought some fairly substantial metal ones.

She got them out as a surprise when we were already well into it. Unfortunately when she went to put them on she caught a good chunk of my flesh in the mechanism which hurt like hell.

I was screaming for her to release them which then made it worse as she couldn’t do it . Eventually got them off which a massive blood blister. She was crying needless to say the sex was over and I’ve not wanted to try handcuffs since.

At a sex party. Feeling confident in my best lingerie. Caught the eye of a very pretty girl. Attempted to walk across the room with a strapless strap on inside me. Despite clenching as if my life depended upon it, the stupid thing fell out onto the wooden floor. Loudly. People turned around. I died inside.

Thankfully she laughed and we ended up having a drink and a good natter about how childbirth simply ruins your pelvic floor!

Once back in the early 90's I was seeing a nurse and she worked shifts. I picked her up one morning from work when she'd been on nights. We were both very horny and drove to a woodland area we used to go on evenings (both living at home with parents). There was a fallen tree and we made love with her bent over the tree. We really forgot where we were and when we had finished I could see my ejaculate running down her stockings. As we started getting cleaned up I heard a noise and looked round to see a man and his dog. He simply said can I come past now? 😱 Mortified 😱

Oh my god! 😂😂

Oh dear god I'd be mortified 😂😂😂😂

Sex in office in a meeting room. All done as quietly as possible but then a loud bang on door as person outside needed to access the store cupboard in the room. Took a while to get dressed, opened door let her in and gave terrible excuse as to why we were so slow opening the door. She walked past and out again and said nothing (face like thunder though) and, err, past the knickers on the floor …

@Imnotmartin actually LOLd😂 that's hilarious !

I wonder if he told the wife? 😂

I haven’t spoken about this in 10 years but while on honeymoon we were in the hotel room, I had bought some lingerie and was trying my best to be seductive, hubby and I were lying on the bed snogging, limbs all entwined, I let out what I thought was a little fart, a few moments later my hubby started complaining of the smell, only for us to realise I had covered both our legs with diarrhoea. He was great cleaned the place up and sorted a shower out for me. I have never felt to mortified in my life

Not me! But embarrassing for all concerned

During the eighties I lived in married quarters at RAF Brize Norton
Many of the Newley we’d wives found it difficult to cope with the sudden rush of attention from the large somewhat captive male audience and often weakened to the same attempts usually after the Thursday night on camp bop with the offer of “I’ll walk you home safely” particularly if their husbands had been deployed for lengthy periods
A neighbour of ours husband was in a communication squadron and one Friday morning in the full of blokes squadron canteen he was apparently challenged by another RAF guy
” You dirty sod, I saw you last night giving your misses one over the dustbin! Couldn’t you wait untill you were inside!!!?”
To which the poor guy replied “ I was on a night navigation exercise last night!”

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Beach in Vieques, Puerto Rico, which seemed deserted. Things progressed and my future wife got out of her sundress and thong. As she was riding me, naked, a man walking his dog on the trail above stopped to watch. My wife made eye contact with him, closed her eyes, and kept going.

You should have been there!!!

Was having sex and after cumming I notice a lot of blood and assumed the girl had just come on her period so I casually mentioned it and she said she can’t as she wasn’t due on. Jumped in the shower to clean up and my cock was stinging! Turns out I tore my banjo string.

Ouch 😂

I always worry about this if I start to go a bit faster. I would be mortified if I hurt my husband like that.

Hope it didn’t take too long to recover.

I think it mainly hurt because of getting in the shower straight away. it was sore for a few days then fine to go again. The next few times I was definitely a lot more careful and slower paced 😂

Went to a fancy dress party and ended up back at hotel for a one night stand. Next morning wasn’t great walking back to my hotel through city centre dressed as Postman Pat

I rolled off the bed doing doggy style along with loads of fanny farts 🤣 my knees must have slipped off the bed or something. I also fell of my Dp whilst on top as I was having the most horrendous leg cramps 🤣 It sort of ruined the moment because we was laughing so much lol

Glad to hear you recovered (at least physically!) 😂

My OH said when he was a young lad he and his gf sneaked upstairs when his mum went shopping. things got a bit hectic then he realised bed was soaked in blood yes his banjo string snapped. he knew his mum would be mad so they ended up buying a new sheet and disposing of the stained one in a bin in the park!