This response is a blend of lighthearted and accurate. I’m not male, but being a woman of a certain age (early 40s), l’ve been asked to assist with a few manscape tidy ups in my time. I’m also told it makes something look larger but l wouldn’t know!!!
For starters, l am amazed at the number of men who do absolutely nothing. Please, tidy up! At least treat yourself to a small (beard?) comb and use regularly, whatever style you opt for, in addition use shampoo and conditioner below when you wash your hair. There is a huge difference between natural and a potentially sweaty shambles.
Requirements: One man (minimum) Shampoo. Good quality hair conditioner. Small comb. Razor. Hair dressing scissors. Razor with new blade. Optional: Restraints in case of wriggling/fidgeting.
From my experience, it’s easy to get a man to sit still, when you sit in front of him, brandishing both sharp scissors and a razor. Take the man 😂, remove pants and Ignore the stricken look.
Shampoo and condtion the man. Comb through hair when wet and with conditioner in place, use hair dressing scissors and comb to remove surplus hair. Then rinse, put man back in pants and see what he thinks after a few days. Either way instruct to comb daily. At least this will give you a less sweaty one (man).
Then, take said man and see what he would like. He may opt to stay like this with regular trims, this is the low maintenance option.
If he opts for all off, you have option of wet shave, in which case use a fresh sharp blade and hair conditioner so the razor glides. Ignore any fearful looks and absolutely do not tolerate any fidgeting.
Option 2 is a Ladyshave type trimmer preferably with a foil head. Instruct man to buy his own. No loaning, their hair is courser, especially if there has been minimal grooming.
Veet Sensitive is your other option. Do a spot test as per instructions, no short cuts or your man can become noisy and unco-operative. If there is no bad reaction you can proceed and “coax” the hair with a razor as opposed to the plastic thingy provided.
While you are at it, you might as well sort out his underarms too. Easier for him to apply deodorant properly and they smell less sweaty that way.
If your man has been co-operative with minimum of fuss you might allow him one drink.
Take next man and repeat as above 😂😂😂!
It is good to give them a minimal taste of what women go through and at the very least they should cook your dinner as thanks.