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My embarrassing story

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Hesfamousforit · 13/02/2021 11:53

I'm 36, mum of 3. Youngest is a baby and we don't live with the dad/my bf. He lives at home with his parents (long story). We have been trying to get the baby used to staying the night at their house. Last night I got the baby settled and went home. I get a call saying the baby is crying and I was to come and stay the night so I said okay but he was sleeping on the couch because last time I stayed I had the worst sleep which felt like I was awake the whole night with him snoring and me feeding the baby. He agreed to sleep on the couch but I was getting the impression he was abit horny. Got to the house and the baby was asleep again. Bf definitely horny and talking about going upstairs but I wasn't in the mood plus we would wake the baby. I said he could have a bj on the couch before I went upstairs. His mum was still pottering around downstairs and bf said he wanted to go to bed and she said she would go upstairs. We went to the couch and we could hear the floorboards moving around upstairs. The coast was clear! Started the bj but then he was wanting sex . No noise upstairs so thought okay. The couch would not have been comfy for it at all so we were getting down to business on the floor and the next thing I know SHE is walking through the living room!!!! No noise coming down the stairs no noise opening the door just wham right there walking past. I was utterly mortified grabbed my loose trouser leg and bolted up the stairs to laugh/die in a pillow so as not to wake the baby.
I was to too embarrassed to leave the room all night after that. No mention of it today but they are a family of loud mouths and I know she will tell her dh who was working away last night and we are never ever going to hear the end of it. Oh the shame Blush

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mooncats · 13/02/2021 12:40

You sure you got called for the baby and not for booty ?

Littlefluffyclouds13 · 13/02/2021 14:13

It doesn't sound a great relationship op Sad
I'd feel like a total mug in your shoes.

Eleganz · 13/02/2021 14:31

Very embarrassing! However have to agree with others that your bf/baby daddy's strange situation is putting you in this kind of position. I hope that there is a good reason why you get to effectively be a single mum most of the time and he gets to sit at home and be looked after by his mum and treat you like a bit of a fwb.

Hope you get the whole situation sorted one way or another. The embarrassment isn't really the issue here.

TomorrowsPrincess · 13/02/2021 14:34

I'd be more embarrassed at having a child with a man who still lives with his parents 🙈🙈🙈🙈

Masterpieceontheshelf · 13/02/2021 15:14

You sound like you get the raw end of the deal here. Did you actually want to have sex with him?
I would be embarrassed too, are you actually a couple? Why does he live with his parents (unless you are both very young - eg teenagers?)

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Hesfamousforit · 13/02/2021 16:14

Just sharing a cringey story not looking for a relationship analysis

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Myotherusernamewastakenagain · 13/02/2021 16:48

This is the sex forum, not relationships and no advice was asked for.

mooncats · 13/02/2021 17:42

Then why the long backstory about who lives where and why the op was summoned by her bf to his house for the baby when he wanted to have sex Confused the fact that they got caught really
Is the least cringey part of the story

rwalker · 13/02/2021 19:33

Christ alive she was telling us about being caught shagging by MIL. does no one have a sense of humour anymore .

The only thing more embarrassing is peoples need to pick fault

adventurealice · 13/02/2021 22:31

You do realise he booty called you right? If the baby was that much asleep he really only called you to come round and show him a good time.

Littlefluffyclouds13 · 14/02/2021 08:08

@rwalker

Christ alive she was telling us about being caught shagging by MIL. does no one have a sense of humour anymore .

The only thing more embarrassing is peoples need to pick fault

Nothing to do with a lack of humour. With the huge complicated back story, it was hard to read it just as a 'funny sex story'
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Hesfamousforit · 14/02/2021 12:01

I don't care if he booty called me.
The back story was so you could understand why it happened on the living room floor.
Sounds like you lot could do with a good shag to release some tension maybe get your sense of humor in check.
Glad at least made a few chuckle with my very cringe experience Grin

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Littlefluffyclouds13 · 14/02/2021 12:25

@Hesfamousforit

I don't care if he booty called me. The back story was so you could understand why it happened on the living room floor. Sounds like you lot could do with a good shag to release some tension maybe get your sense of humor in check. Glad at least made a few chuckle with my very cringe experience Grin
God you've just made yourself utterly hideous op Confused

Good luck with your crappy relationship.
I'm peachy here thanks, I live happily with my dh, plenty of sex plus he respects me!

Littlefluffyclouds13 · 14/02/2021 12:26

Made yourself 'sound'

TomorrowsPrincess · 14/02/2021 12:40

Pretty sure most of us can have a shag whenever we want..... I just go upstairs in my house I share with my fella and shag him whenever I want 😂😂😂

Eleganz · 14/02/2021 13:24

@Myotherusernamewastakenagain

This is the sex forum, not relationships and no advice was asked for.
Many women in shitty, abusive relationships are conditioned to believe that it is okay. Other women should be looking out for them.
Eleganz · 14/02/2021 13:26

@Hesfamousforit

I don't care if he booty called me. The back story was so you could understand why it happened on the living room floor. Sounds like you lot could do with a good shag to release some tension maybe get your sense of humor in check. Glad at least made a few chuckle with my very cringe experience Grin
OP, I'm sorry that people pointing out that your relationship has a few red flags is a problem for you. Rather than lashing out at people on here, maybe have a think about why people have focussed on that rather than having a good laugh.
mooncats · 14/02/2021 13:32

You didn't have a good shag though

Mydarkside · 14/02/2021 13:53

No one is giggling . Why is getting caught in the act because your bf lives with his mum something grown women are meant to be giggling at ?

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Hesfamousforit · 14/02/2021 15:20

I can't believe the reaction here honestly. I was telling you an embarrassing thing that happened to me. Not something I would tell people I know. It was just intended for people to see the funny side.
I know my relationship is flawed but that is not what the post is about at all.

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DrCoconut · 14/02/2021 16:03

When I was at school my best friend's brother and his girlfriend went home early to lose their virginity together. His mum got out of work early and walked in on them. That must have been utterly mortifying 😫

DesdemonaDryEyes · 14/02/2021 23:29

Grim.

Pissoff2020 · 15/02/2021 14:27

OP was telling an embarrassing story, she didn’t ask for opinions about her relationship. Why the need for bitchy comments about her relationship? This is the sex forum. I would’ve been mortified too OP Grin I’ve been walked in on by ex’s dad but luckily we had just finished so I was lying on my front with just my ass on view, my ex was not so covered up haha

Kittykat93 · 15/02/2021 16:17

Ew that's grim. What a wonderful father and brilliant relationship that sounds..

Littlefluffyclouds13 · 15/02/2021 16:36

@Pissoff2020

OP was telling an embarrassing story, she didn’t ask for opinions about her relationship. Why the need for bitchy comments about her relationship? This is the sex forum. I would’ve been mortified too OP Grin I’ve been walked in on by ex’s dad but luckily we had just finished so I was lying on my front with just my ass on view, my ex was not so covered up haha
The bitchiest comment on here is from op, where she has suggested 'we all need a good shag'

The point is, it just isn't a funny or embarrassing story. It's grim and sad and the responses reflect that.
The op deserves better, much better!

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