What would surprise others...

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Just a fun game...what do you and OH get up to that would surprise your family or friends?

E.g. OH and I enjoy very kinky sex...a strap on for OH meaning 2 at once for me (which is as close to 2 real ones at once as I'll ever get. A big selection of toys, lots of anal etc...

This would shock my family big time and I'm sure would shock quite a few friends also.

Tell me about yours!

Is it a turn on for you, that it would shock your f+f?

DH and I are in to all sorts, as I'm sure my parents and friends are too. We won't be talking about it though!

I would be shocked if my friends thought I was that interested in their sex lives. I would also be shocked if they were that interested in mine.

How does he (I assume he as you say two at once) strap it on and then you get two at once? I always assumed strap ons were for females to wear

Btw, my sex life is just 'normal', nothing kinky but we are happy.

Nobody cares what your doing in the bedroom.

I think your really after some mental images for the wank bank.

Why?

Jesus wept I wasn't expecting that OP

wank bank

I think that's quite vanilla

Tell me about yours = let me get off on your sex life as I don't really have one.

I like to wrap my partner in cling film then make sure he's sticky all over i then roll him in cotton wool and glitter. I then make him get on his knees and eat toe jam whilst making baa sounds.

Definitely not somethinf for the 'want bank at all....was just a simple question.

🤣 @Crispsheets....I thought we were quite adventurous and definitely not vanilla, but obviously not.

@QuitMoaning.....it's a bit like a c**k ring with a penis attached meaning he puts the ring bit around him and it's like 2 at once then.

DP and myself love watersports .
He pisses insides me during sex . I
Love it because it's so kinky and taboo

Oh jeepers....now that is definitely not my cup of tea but definitely kinky @ihave2naughtydogs

What is with these needlessly graphic sex posts recently ?

Your sex life is your own business and vice versa. There are "specialist" sites for what you are after, mate

I know. I replied when I saw this thread on the home page not knowing it was in Sex

It's the sex topic - people talk about sex in here. Sometimes that is quite graphic. Who gets to decide how graphic is too graphic and surely every post on MN is needless?

Akimbo.....where are your detailed sexploits then ? That is what op is looking for. Do tell all.

I didn't think it was possible to piss with an erection? I've been enlightened.

I'm far too vanilla for your wank bank, I'm afraid!

We can only do it to the sounds of Beethoven's Fidelio, while DH, dressed in a Tesco uniform, rogers me over the dishwasher while calling me by his mother's name.

Hi Daily Mail!

I build a Lego replica of DH, then kick it to bits and tell him he's a bad brick boy.

This would shock my family big time and I'm sure would shock quite a few friends also.

I bet your mum and dad do the same (not one for the wank bank).

Anal
BDSM
Toys
Outdoor sex

But you know it isn't compulsory to contribute to a thread if it's too graphic for you. You can just scroll past.

That's not as interesting as Mimsy's

What with this being a competition, right ?

Ooh, 'sexploits'. Reminiscent of the 'made my excuses and left' reporting of the News of the World. The good old days

OP I can't help thinking there isn't a shortage of this kind of content online, without needing to ask..

BrutusMcDogface - you can piss with N election