So, I wakened DH up for sex in the middle of the night

[GeneralBobbit]

I wakened up after a sex nightmare feeling really horny. Jumped on DH who was most surprised.

Then he was awake and hungry after so I made him peanut butter on toast and made him watch a Frankie Boyle video with me.

We were both then tired (he's still asleep) so went back to bed.

He's still asleep but the expression on his face is very puzzled.

I have no idea what happened. In 15 years I've never felt like it in the middle of the night, never mind the sex but the toast !

I'm guessing when he wakes up he's going to think he dreamt the whole thing

What was FBs joke? I used to think he was funny but now I think he's a twat.

I quite like FB.

Disappointed to see a video on Facebook where he's trying out jokes for Mock the Week. I always thought they were meant to be ad libbed/off the cuff.

*Woke up

*NOT
*
Wakened up

Sorry that was really bothering me.

I like to be wokened up by DH occasionally for middle of the night sex.

Careful, you will be labelled as a victim of sexual assault by some on here.

Sounds great,,count me in but skip the peanut butter sandwich..