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So, I wakened DH up for sex in the middle of the night

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GeneralBobbit · 30/08/2016 08:37

I wakened up after a sex nightmare feeling really horny. Jumped on DH who was most surprised.

Then he was awake and hungry after so I made him peanut butter on toast and made him watch a Frankie Boyle video with me.

We were both then tired (he's still asleep) so went back to bed.

He's still asleep but the expression on his face is very puzzled. Grin

I have no idea what happened. In 15 years I've never felt like it in the middle of the night, never mind the sex but the toast !

I'm guessing when he wakes up he's going to think he dreamt the whole thing

OP posts:
Fairylea · 30/08/2016 08:39

If anyone woke me up from sleep for sex I would not be happy! Shock sleep is far too precious here!

ImNotJoeMyNameIsHarry · 30/08/2016 08:42

I'm curious about the sex nightmare?

DropYourSword · 30/08/2016 08:44

I'm just surprised you like Frankie Boyle. I didn't think anyone on here did.

DoreenLethal · 30/08/2016 08:51

I'm just surprised you like Frankie Boyle. I didn't think anyone on here did.

Why you think everyone who logs into MN doesn't like Frankie Boyle? How would it even be possible for everyone to dislike a random person just because they read a particular forum. What an odd way of looking at the world.

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GeneralBobbit · 30/08/2016 09:09

In the sex nightmare I was dogging in the woods. (I am not remotely interested in group sex or dogging)

It was so horrible, actually a bit scary that I wakened up really wanting normal sex with the bloke next to me

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DropYourSword · 30/08/2016 09:23

Because Doreen I read a thread about comedians and he was hated by anyone that commented on him. No need to be so snippy!

topcat2014 · 30/08/2016 09:26

I used to think FB was funny, until THE joke, but now I find him a bit meh,

Shockers · 30/08/2016 09:31

I understood the FB thing, Drop. There was a thread about him where not one person had a good word to say!
I wonder if he regrets that joke...

I am often woken by DH for a bit of nudey prod, but he's never made me toast afterwardsHmm.

SlinkyVagabond · 30/08/2016 09:32

Toast! In bed, are you mad, woman?"
And most importantly, crunchy or smooth?

DoreenLethal · 30/08/2016 09:33

Because Doreen I read a thread about comedians and he was hated by anyone that commented on him. No need to be so snippy!

You were the snippy one questioning the OP on liking someone.

Did EVERY user post on that thread? It would have been a very long thread if so. I'm amazed that you think because some people say so, it is the case for everyone. Life doesn't work like that.

NoCapes · 30/08/2016 09:33

Wakened?

NotExactlyBradPitt · 30/08/2016 09:33

"I wakened up really wanting normal sex with the bloke next to me"

Best make sure you never fall asleep on a train or bus then ...

DropYourSword · 30/08/2016 09:37

I wasn't being snippy. I was being lighthearted. You should try it some time!

Sgtmajormummy · 30/08/2016 09:52

Thyroid problems?
DD is the happy result of that!

We went up to about 3x our normal frequency (not bad after 10 years together) and I was in too much of a rush to mind about being careful. I'd just received the test confirming it when I found out I was pregnant.

No regrets!

Sgtmajormummy · 30/08/2016 10:28

No regrets in the sense that treatment had to be delayed until after DD was born.
My problems were stress related. I also had anxiety adrenalin and leaking breasts 6 years after finishing BF. Pretty clear my hormones were all over the place!

TheNaze73 · 30/08/2016 13:42

You sound awesome & nearly every man's dream partner!

AndNowItsSeven · 30/08/2016 13:45

Yes frankie Boyle is vile.

MumOnTheRunCatchingUp · 30/08/2016 13:47

Frankie Boyle is ok... But toast!!! That would involve going down 2 flights of stairs here....not a chance! Grin

UmbongoUnchained · 30/08/2016 13:48

I like frankie Boyle.

RNBrie · 30/08/2016 13:48

Frankie Boyle is awful.

Toast after sex sounds amazing. Pretty sure I'd be a lot more receptive to dh's advances if he promised me toast afterwards (dc3 is 8 weeks old and i have a prolapse,so far I've been off limits!!).

Might forward him this thread Grin

Kikibanana86 · 31/08/2016 17:20

OP please stop saying wakened it's making me want to punch something Grin

ComputerUserNotTrained · 31/08/2016 17:58

I like Frankie Boyle too. And I haven't had peanut butter for ages.

I woke up especially clingy rather than rampant the other night, after a horrible dream involving dp's exw ridiculing my pie-making skills. I'd have leapt up and started baking, but we were at his and I'm not sure where the pie tins are kept.

LuluJakey1 · 10/09/2016 18:22

I like to be wokened up by DH occasionally for middle of the night sex. He likes me to do it to him too. But it tends to be school holidays- he is too tired during term time. (He's a teacher)

MephistoMarley · 12/09/2016 07:30

Wakened? Wokened? Woke and woken

austenozzy · 12/09/2016 07:36

I knew what you meant, Drop. Doreen needs to unclench.

I like both peanut butter (crunchy, bobs) and frankie boyle, fwiw.

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