Noisy sex

[Scoopmuckdizzy]

Why the need to shout and scream through sex?

DH and I have a very healthy sex life and manage to keep it between ourselves so why does every person who moves into the house next door feel the need to scream and shout and bang? At 2am I actually felt like they were in my bedroom it was so loud. The noise woke 2yo DS who, after 2 hours of trying to settle back to sleep, is now downstairs with DH.

Is it that much better when it's loud? I just don't understand. The walls are pretty thin so they must know they can be heard? I don't want Teen DSCs to think it's us!

The woman who lived next door prior to this pair was unbelievably loud and when she moved out I thought nothing could be worse but I was clearly wrong.

Same here except their preferred time is 4am. Loud enough to wake us up.

I really really want to change our WiFi name to "WeCanHearYouShagging" so that they will see it on their phones/laptops but DH says that would be mean.

I'm a screamer. .

Fish has the answer. Change the WiFi.

And if you're as petty as me, sex that early suggests they're not early risers. It would be a Shame if whatever you choose to do in the morning was Very Very Loud.

It's awful isn't it when the kids can hear. When my old neighbours used to start up, I used to turn the hi fi speakers to their wall and blast out Salt and Pepper "push it" thought that might make them realise, didn't make a blind bit of difference, thankfully they moved out in the end.

Shout back through the wall and give them encouragement - things like yes yes yes, go go, harder faster, spank me spank me call me names..

Definitely yell encouragement through the wall 😄 "Yes! That's it! Go for Gold!" Etc

I dumped guys who were too fucking noisy. Cannot concentrate and enjoy the sex with someone moaning and talking loudly near my ears.

Oh god, i'm loud during sex but if it helps i have sex about twice a decade and i do try to keep it down. Alcohol doesnt help.

I have this problem, only I am in the room with the screamer. My bf: Ah ah ah ah AH AH AH AH AH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH...I'M DYING, AHHHHHH, SHOOT ME, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH - at the top of his fecking voice. I need earplugs. Honestly, come the summer & the windows are open, the neighbours will think he's being murdered!

I'd love to have screamer sex but I don't, unfortunately! Where can I sign up for it? ( only half joking!!!)

That would totally turn me off, Hanna. How do you bear it?

How do I bear it? He gives the best oral in all the world.....

I had a partner who used to shout " HERE I COME, HERE I COME!" It startled me every time.

I hate it when people say with pride that they are a screamer. Completely inexcusable for neighbours to have to hear sex, especially when there are children in the house. Who wants to have to explain the noises to young children or let older ones have the embarrassment of hearing it.

I dumped a guy for making sex noises. I was so freaked out by it

Hanna, do you have children in the house? Does he do that if you have guests?

Hanna ... "How do I bear it? He gives the best oral in all the world....."

& keep him quiet too!.

I think letting go and being "allowed" to be loud does feel more satisfying, but it's rare we can do this. I've got a old dd and we also live in a semi, so unless dd is away and our neighbours are out, we can't be as loud as we'd like to be. I'm only talking loud moaning really though. I don't get the screaming and shouting. That would be a turn off for me.

Haha I don't have an old dd!! I have a 9 year old dd! Oops

I think letting go and being "allowed" to be loud does feel more satisfying

Agree * 1 million.

Hated feeling stifled by knowing DS was asleep across the hall or the neighbours were in their bedroom.

We have a 'screamer night' each week when the DCs are at their dad's - it means I can really let go and not have to worry about whispering. I have a detached house though, so hopefully not annoying the neighbours unless I'm much louder tha I think I am!

I think dp likes it because he knows he's done a great job when I can't control myself.

There's a great line in When Harry Met Sally where he says he took her to a place that wasn't human - she actually miaowed. I sometimes make some very odd almost farmyard-like noises. When the DCs are home dp has to cover my mouth He rarely makes a squeak and I must admit I'd like him to be a bit more vocal so I know I'm doing it right!

Sorry, but the only thing that should make anyone scream, Yelp, sigh loudl enough for neighbours to hear would be finding out you've won the lottery. I'm always when people say that they are screamers, even amazing sex doesn't have that effect on me.

even amazing sex doesn't have that effect on me.

Yeah well that's you. Should we all be seeking to emulate your sexual behaviour? people are different. Thats not new information to you is it?

I'm not suggesting that anyone should emulate my behaviour rude elf. However, why does anyone who is minding their own business in their own surroundings have to be disturbed by the noise of others, particularly when it's not necessary.