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What is a 'leafy comp' 'good/outstanding comp'?

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MovingBack · 09/02/2015 10:17

I see this term referred to on MN on lots of threads - what is the definition of such a school please? I can grasp the meaning (I think) but I'm not sure if it's metaphorical or there is in fact some objective criteria? Do posters mean they are Ofsted good/outstanding or something else? I've spent a lot of time living away and in my day a comp was the alternative to the grammar school but I'm not sure what they are when most areas don't have a grammar school these days? How will I know if my local schools fall into this leafy comps/good/outstanding category? Is it based on Ofsted or something else?

Apologies in advance if it really is just the Ofsted category they have been placed in rather than something more complex Confused

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summerends · 11/02/2015 17:25

From rabbitstew onwards I can see a new must-have lexicon appearing to rival the Good school guide, particularly for international parents trying to understand British education.

rabbitstew · 11/02/2015 17:28

Roedean - what the Bishop said in the lifeboat.

Lancing - what you do to boils.

Christ's Hospital - where you go after Lancing.

Hakluyt · 11/02/2015 17:28

King's - a school for chess players.

St Paul's wins. Hands down, no contest Grin

motherinferior · 11/02/2015 17:29

...and probably recoiling in horror Grin

Hakluyt · 11/02/2015 17:32

Gordonstoun- a school for reeling. And writhing and fainting in coils.

TalkinPeace · 11/02/2015 17:47

Ampleforth : where the Monks have had plenty to eat

Oundle : for those who stubbed their toes on the old A1

Charterhouse : like a scheduled house but a bit cheaper

Radley : like a handbag but with less orphans

rabbitstew · 11/02/2015 17:47

NLCS - Nice Ladies Can Sew.

grovel · 11/02/2015 17:47

Haileybury - a drama school for American actresses

TalkinPeace · 11/02/2015 17:49

Benenden any of the other chaps from the schools who were bussed in for the dance

grovel · 11/02/2015 18:01

Christ's Hospital - a school you only have to attend for three days

TheCatAteMyTaxReturn · 11/02/2015 18:03

University College School - yes, all three, but not in that order...

TheCatAteMyTaxReturn · 11/02/2015 18:09

Giggleswick School - laughter in class is very annoying.

grovel · 11/02/2015 18:11

Uppingham - a business school sponsored by the Pork Marketing Board.

ShipwreckedAndComatose · 11/02/2015 18:16

What does that make Effingham High then, grovel Wink

grovel · 11/02/2015 18:20

Oxford High - a school for weedy children

grovel · 11/02/2015 18:21

Effingham High - a school sponsored by Ann Summers

TalkinPeace · 11/02/2015 18:22

Marlborough College : for a smokin' hot education

grovel · 11/02/2015 18:33

The Perse - a school for children with money

rabbitstew · 11/02/2015 18:34

Dulwich College - school for dim witches.

TalkinPeace · 11/02/2015 18:35

Sexeys School - because they are

LVA Ascot - make mine a double

rabbitstew · 11/02/2015 18:37

Dragon School - say no more.

grovel · 11/02/2015 18:40

Bedales - a venerable school which allows alcohol.

TheCatAteMyTaxReturn · 11/02/2015 19:15

Lockers Park - not short of storage space

Wrekin Park - pupils smash it up every term

I'm not sure if there is an upside to Downside.

Shiplake College - yes, but how on earth did it get there?

rabbitstew · 11/02/2015 19:20

Bryanston school - school in a bit of a pickle over its spelling.

rabbitstew · 11/02/2015 19:22

Caterham school - catering school sponsored by the Pork Marketing Board.

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