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Very Scottish things

429 replies

Jbrown76 · 27/07/2023 06:19

Inspired by the very Irish things thread on Craignet.

OP posts:
ImGoingThroughChanges · 27/07/2023 12:02

Stop annoyin ma happiness

Ohhmydays · 27/07/2023 12:04

@ImGoingThroughChanges or stoap bugging ma shit

Firsttimecaller · 27/07/2023 12:04

Babdoc · 27/07/2023 10:19

Dundonian grades of severity of illness:

  1. He’s no awfy weel (a mild cold)
  2. He’s no weel (chest infection)
  3. He’s awfy no weel (in intensive care with pneumonia) As an English doctor, it took me a while to appreciate the importance of the word order in differentiating between 1) and 3)! Grin

These are in use in my house. But we pronounce it affy not awfy. My late GPs (ancestors not Drs were from the Hilltown.)

Okaydonkey · 27/07/2023 12:05

My, as in
Going to my bed
My Mum, my Dad etc even when talking to a sibling.
I left Scotland as a child but that’s stuck and I notice it when back there. When I went to Uni I got a lot of, who else’s bed would you be going to? Until a Scot backed me up.

whatabeautifulwedding · 27/07/2023 12:06

Volpina · 27/07/2023 11:53

I don't know if this has been mentioned but we are living in Scotland at the moment and people sometimes say, (in shops, at checkout etc) "And what are your plans for the afternoon?" and we have to make things up. What is the polite response? No one ever asks me this in London!

People are generally much more friendly in Scotland. I lived in various English locations and agree, no-one makes polite conversation.
I much prefer Scotland tbh.

queenatom · 27/07/2023 12:07

MoonsHaunted · 27/07/2023 12:01

Maybe this an Aberdeen thing but “fine” for food meaning really delicious.

Yes, no greater compliment from my granda than him declaring his dinner to be 'affa fine'.

Firsttimecaller · 27/07/2023 12:09

No East coasters have mentioned smokies yet. Yum.

MavisBeacon1234 · 27/07/2023 12:12

Reeniefitheclose · 27/07/2023 11:34

Eh. At the end of every sentence. Is that a Fife thing?

Edinburgh it's ah

spiderplantparty · 27/07/2023 12:12

Supper to me is something light that you have before bed. I got very confused when I visited English relatives and found they treat it as a three course meal. I had, of course, had my tea beforehand.

spiderplantparty · 27/07/2023 12:13

My English relatives are very confused if I say I'm off out to get the messages. I'm not quite sure what they expect me to come home with, only that it isn't bread and milk.

KeepSmiling89 · 27/07/2023 12:14

@spiderplantparty same here! We had our 'tea' at about 5/5.30pm then some toast and a cuppy at about 9.30/10pm before going up to bed. I used to have porridge as well!

KeepSmiling89 · 27/07/2023 12:14

@spiderplantparty the toast/porridge and cuppy before bed was supper for me.

Mrsjayy · 27/07/2023 12:15

FionnulaTheCooler · 27/07/2023 11:38

The Singing Kettle rebranded as Fun Box a few years ago, I think one of the original Singing Kettle members was still in it and they used a lot of the same material. I think Cilla and Artie are retired now, they must be a fair age.

Artie is touring with "songs from singing kettle " I asked my 30 year old if she fancied it 😃

feellikeanalien · 27/07/2023 12:16

My mum telling me my room was a midden.

Also relating to the school thing. I went to school in Glasgow and we had a Catholic school just down the road from us. They had to stagger the times that the schools got out and occasionally there would be pitched battles at our school between the two sides. It didn't help that the school I was at was regarded as a bit "posh".

So many things on here bringing back memories. I always remember my granny saying that Cliff Richard was a plaster. I never did find out what that meant! I've also never heard anyone else using it.

I always remember at primary school we had an annual Burns competition where everyone had to recite a poem. I can still remember the word to Address to the Haggis which has come in useful on occasions.

InAWeeGeoffy · 27/07/2023 12:17

Ma Da sings ‘If it Widnes get yer wellies’ to ma son.

Himself/Herself. As in ‘did ya see herself yesterday?’

InAWeeGeoffy · 27/07/2023 12:18

InAWeeGeoffy · 27/07/2023 12:17

Ma Da sings ‘If it Widnes get yer wellies’ to ma son.

Himself/Herself. As in ‘did ya see herself yesterday?’

Autocorrect got me stupid.

PinkFizz1 · 27/07/2023 12:18

Brand new to describe someone/something good.

ididntwanttodoit · 27/07/2023 12:19

square sausage
jamp (past tense of jump - I didn't actually believe this one at first, but apparently a real word in Angus)
outwith (again, didn't believe it's only a word in Scotland, but apparently so)
vire (as in, to move money from one account to another fort business purposes)
boley; foley-hole ( the space that opens into the coal bunker)

PinkFizz1 · 27/07/2023 12:21

ididntwanttodoit · 27/07/2023 12:19

square sausage
jamp (past tense of jump - I didn't actually believe this one at first, but apparently a real word in Angus)
outwith (again, didn't believe it's only a word in Scotland, but apparently so)
vire (as in, to move money from one account to another fort business purposes)
boley; foley-hole ( the space that opens into the coal bunker)

FIL says jamp. It makes my teeth itch 😂

DownNative · 27/07/2023 12:23

Heurgh · 27/07/2023 10:14

YY to well-fired rolls.

English baker: these rolls are ruined.
Scottish baker: these rolls are a sales feature.

We call them Belfast Baps!

First made by a Belfast baker in the 1840s and a staple ever since. From there, migrated over to Lowland Scotland.

WeeSaltire · 27/07/2023 12:24

I’m a very old Weegie so some of these may no longer be relevant/still in use

Am ur meaning ‘I am’ e.g: Aye am ur (yes I am) Naw y’m urny ( no you are not).

Bahookie - backside

Bawheid/Bawface a large round face/head meant as an insult

Black affronted - ashamed or embarrassed

Oary boat- rowing boat

Sweetie wife - person who gossips

Cludgie - toilet

Clype - tell tale

soupmaker · 27/07/2023 12:26

I lived in London for over a decade. Using "outwith" was sport. See also "aye, right", "how no" and "how come".

I used to long for well fired rolls. No one understood when I explained how they made your teeth feel!

soupmaker · 27/07/2023 12:28

The use of the C word as a term of endearment. Rife in Glasgow.

DownNative · 27/07/2023 12:33

ididntwanttodoit · 27/07/2023 12:19

square sausage
jamp (past tense of jump - I didn't actually believe this one at first, but apparently a real word in Angus)
outwith (again, didn't believe it's only a word in Scotland, but apparently so)
vire (as in, to move money from one account to another fort business purposes)
boley; foley-hole ( the space that opens into the coal bunker)

The word "outwith" isn't only used in Scotland. Indeed, dictionaries will say either mainly or chiefly used in Scotland.

I grew up in Northern Ireland and used "outwith" there. Still use "outwith" as an adult today. Not surprising given the historical connection between Lowland Scotland and eastern Ulster.

It's also used in northern England.

chesterelly1 · 27/07/2023 12:33

Tattie holidays - have often had to explain to English friends why schools get 2 weeks off in October. Also Summer hols starting early for The Berries.
The expression "Did ye aye?" always have a laugh when I see it on threads - how to get troll hunting under the radar.

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