I have a problem with crap being taught in schools just because it is "scots language", even though it is crap. A case in point is pretty much anything by JK Anand like this classic "Mince and Tatties":
I dinna like hail tatties
Pit on my plate o mince
For when I tak my denner
I eat them baith at yince.
Sae mash and mix the tatties
Wi mince into the mashin,
And sic a tasty denner
Will aye be voted ‘Smashin!’
It's just AWFUL poetry, irrespective of which dialect it's written in. The P7 children get to try proper Burns - usually To A Mouse (surprised the Scot Gov haven't demanded that's retitled as "Tae A Moose") or My Love Is Like a Red, Red Rose.
So is Scots just an accent with a bit of different vocabulary and sentence structure thrown in then?
Tinkly, that's the crux of it. Come to wide swathes of Scotland and you won't find anyone speaking that way. There are lots of different words for things, some of which are great and which many of us use, without speaking that way the whole time. Other people will argue that no, Scots is just as valid a language as Welsh, Gaelic, Irish, French or German and that calling it a dialect is just insulting and class-ist.