Thank you, MNHQ!!

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

This is very exciting.

Grand

Oops, that was meant to be England shire!!!! Feckin spell check and I'm on the Kindle in the beautiful lakes but WiFi not great. Sorry :(

Quite fond of banter too Malkie but in a "Chewing the Fat" not "Educating the East End" way. Looking forward to the steamin and hungover threads.

Chewing the fat would be a great name for a thread!

Yippeeeeeee!

You live to see another day then

We've just got back from the Lakes too - wifi is crap down there, isn't it? Can't they do anything about those hills??

I'll attempt not to start slaverin pish too

So, we've done a flit, and washed up here! Nice place!

Gin we crae it blether an no chat wid that dae - whar's ma predictive text noo?

oh don't talk to me about tablet, my local shop sell some lovely tablet in and they know I cant pass without buying it so they keep buying more and more in, im going to be like the half size if a hoose

howabout

I'm gonna need a translator. Wee, flit, piece, and blether are all the scottish I really know...

Oh, and ye cannae throw yer granny off the bus. Though I dont know why that needs saying.

Excellente

Sir, it's cos they've squished them all together into a small space, in Scotland we like to spread them about more to let the Wi-Fi s through. None of us have a mobile signal either :(

Hello there!

Anyone for a caramel wafer?

HELLO SCOTLAND!

I think it would be prudent of the National Parks to give serious consideration to blowing chunks off the top of the hills to allow mobile and wifi signals to get through. It was most inconvenient - fair scunnered, I was

We missed all the nice weather too. Too cold to face the run to the hot tub. Meant to be cold windy and wet tomorrow. Been looking for something indoor to do, pencil museum isn't appealing.

It wasn't too bad when we left today, but the best of the weather was definitely over. Yesterday was just grim - no walking done, but plenty of coffee and cakes, so it wasn't all bad. It was our 20th anniversary, left the kids with relatives, which is a rare occurence sadly - and we realised that we actually still liked each other rather a lot

Hope you find something better than a trip to the pencil museum (though I'm sure that's great fun)

Can expats now living daaaaahn saaaaaf join?

Thanks Sir, happy anniversary too. 20 years for us next year.

Heyyy!

No bad yersel

Smashin'

When will we see your like again?

Member of the Scots diaspora, south of the border here.

But trust nae fucker...