having a fantastic affair

[itsallballs]

i just know i am going to get flamed for this, but...i am married with 3 children and having a torrid affair. the sex is fantastic, he makes me feel so special and i cant get enough of him
i went supermarket shopping last night but i was with my lover really
what d o i do...leave boring hubby or stay for sake of kids

I don't know where you get your energy from.

trip trap, off you go back to your bridge love!

it would be nice if you could put some effort into this.

bollocks.

the same troll is starting all these stupid sex threads tonight.

yawn.

find something original to troll about.

bollocks.

the same troll is starting all these stupid sex threads tonight.

yawn.

find something original to troll about.

wow. you sound lovely.
choices, choices...

Off you fuck dear

pmsl @ hodie!

get a grip of yourself, it will all end in tears.

Here, have a

If I went food shopping and came home with nothing then DH would be a bit at my empty bags.

No shit, Jax.

I went shopping and then squeezed in the lover.

Hope the milk didn't go off in that imaginary 5 minutes.

Jog on, you're growing tiresome.

Leave boring old hubby, shack up with fantastic sex man and then when he becomes the boring old hubby you can repeat the whole cycle again.

Have a nice life, now.

no i did go shopping but i managed to fit in a little something else as well
it seems to me that you are all just jealous because youre not in my position
i just want to know if anyone else has had an exciting affair and got away with it

yep!!

Yes actually I indulge in ketamine-fuelled tri-sexual orgies whilst cleaning the oven. My husband likes to film it on his iPhone.

You sound a little pedestrian to me, if I'm honest. Do you live in Tunbridge Wells?

Take more water with it next time.

Definitely leave your husband. Now. Right now. run.

NO NO don't pack pants ffs..

do yourself a favour, order your food online - then you can get a bit longer shagging your lover. You really havent thought this affair out properly have you?

Jealous? nah, I have a fantastic husband. Dont need some bit of fluff to spice up my life.

'no i did go shopping but i managed to fit in a little something else as well'

Wot, he's got a maggot dick as well?

This place used to have good trolls.

Did you pick him up in Twatrose?

GUTTED!

I thought for once I might be the first to drop in a , but alas, no.

[dejected]

Yeah right like they actually earn money from these threads. We could keep winding them up and amuse ourselves. Or just ignore them.....

Too OTT and therefore obvious.

ok im really sorry about this,bit hard to explain but basically...i caught my hubby reading MY F...ING mumsnet messages again on computer tonight while i was on mumsnet on my laptop.
THAT is why i posted this stupid message. its driving me mad...he has somehow got into my mumsnet and is following everything i write...thought i would give him something to think about.
i know he is not reading this post because he is sat on opp settee to me at moment.
have alreaddy changed nickname...but it does not seem to be working.
i see mumsnet as a sort of personal diary do not want him reading my stuff...what can i do

must apologise again for my stupid made-up post...but am trying to catch him out...if he confronts me about this 'torrid affair' it means he has to admit to reading my posts

Oh fgs.