Some People No Shame

[andreaaa]

What is it with people these days? The amount of lovemaking going on in broad daylight on public beaches and in parks is totally shocking! A bit of sun and it's going on all over the shop. Hyde Park is like an open-air brothel. I stepped right on one couple, who just grinned and kept going. I woulda been mortified and errr ceased!

Doesn't happen round here!

Can't say I've noticed any myself.

Like proper full on sex?

It was hailing here earlier, anyone out there would have cooled down pretty quick.

lovemaking?

Now I come to think of it, I could barely get to work this morning for all the shagging couples all over the road.

Tsk, young people today huh?

I think you just mean snogging.

Really? Tsk. Those pesky Londoners and their urges

Must all be prudes round here.

It's why we left London. Copulating couples on the doorstep, the bus stop, you name it.

It's a bit cold up here, we tried it, but the goosebumps put us off.

Move North it's much too cold for that kinda thing round here

I'm in Dubai. It does happen round here but it's a straight-to-jail card. I have to say the lack of flesh, kissing, groping, etc on show here is refreshing.

Also re advertisement. No nudity, etc. I feel very comfortable with that, not being bombarded with naked people having sex with the pudding on my TV or in a mag.

That's the other thing about London - forever being bombarded with naked people having sex with the pudding.

Not up here!

mumblechum

You have to use protection to avoid spotted dick

Sorry - couldn't resist.

Are you by any chance not getting your share, OP? Because that's what usually drives people into a frothing rage at any indication that others might be having a good time sexually.

I would totally have sex with a creme brulee

?????

I'd have a shag with a chocolate eclair, and in public too

I'd totally do a good chocolate fudge cake, if i could let it get past my mouth.

I sympathise OP. There was a couple at it on the zebra crossing earlier. Some rude man in a landrover tooted his horn and shouted to get a move on. Very insensitive.

Also that is the real reason why Tesco have banned people wearing their pjs in the shop. It causes some people to become overwhelmed with passion.

In our local branch the lady on customer services had 4 inappropriate invitations from customers. And 2 of those were first thing in the morning. She just says she is too tired.

Also she said someone tried to get a refund on a treacle tart because it had been interfered with.

I go to Waitrose now, far more dignified.