Some People No Shame

[andreaaa]

What is it with people these days? The amount of lovemaking going on in broad daylight on public beaches and in parks is totally shocking! A bit of sun and it's going on all over the shop. Hyde Park is like an open-air brothel. I stepped right on one couple, who just grinned and kept going. I woulda been mortified and errr ceased!

Does happen round here - there are a few dogging sites - which i only discovered after 'visiting' one without knowing what it was.

When me and h turned up i remarked how friendly everyone was - then we realised what was going on .
It is usually at night but has been known during the day - they are lovely picnic spots too [girn].

I once performed a sex act on a mound of profiteroles

HappyWoman - LOL

Goodness MalsFlannel It wasn't at a wedding was it. I remember a few years ago there was a trend for having large mounds of profiteroles (artistically arranged) rather than a wedding cake. You wouldn't have been able to control yourself I imagine.

Is lovemaking the same as making love then? Why not just say having sex, not sure how loving it is in broad daylight tbh, unless they were offering to include others.

Doe people 'make love' in parks? isn't that more 'shagging'?

The sex act concerned was oral Onepiece. And it happened in a restaurant.

HappyWoman - I accidently went dogging once. I thought I was just sat in the car waiting for my partner to get me a burger from the burger van, but it transpired that I was in a dogging car park and the fact that I'd left the lights on inside the car, was a clear invitation for a man to come and stuck his cock through my window.

you have had fun at my innocent expense haven't you! Ok they were shagging hard and loads of people do in London parks and it is quite off-putting! Yes, I am getting some myself...but in the bedroom and (my fave) on the stairs. And not public stairs either!!

Oh well if they were shagging hard yanbu, it's only ok if it's soft shagging.

Now I know you're fibbing.

Nobody likes sex on the stairs.

I am howling at the tales of accidental dogging.

andreaaa hope your stairs are secluded (and carpeted)

I think if i see it again i will offer some tips - that will soon stop them .

I think its because young people forget that we were young once - and some of us still remember it too.

next time i take my children for a walk in a london park i shall remember to take a bucket of water with me - that usually works with animals .

Stair sex is great...gets the angles just right and has all the feeling of lustful abandonment...not making it to the bedroom. I can already hear you teasing my phrase "lustful abandonment" but I don't care!

Mals - there was a burger van there too??? How funny.

oh dear i do feel old now - i think the last time (which would have been pre children) when we 'did it' in every room we were in a flat so i seem to have missed out on the stair position.

Yes and when my BF heard me screaming, he rushed over carrying to dirty-burgers - he didn't even drop them. HAHA!

(He told me later that he had wondered what kind of a strange place we were in because the couple in front of him ordered 2 cups of tea with FIVE sugars in each and a mars bar. )

I love chocolate cake.

But I couldn't shag a whole one.

my first guy i recall we hired a cottage for a weekend and we made sure we "did it" in every room and when we had, we then did it on the stairs..and the pleasure i had from that stair shag has always been with me!
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But ... shouldn't the van sell hot dogs?

I like a sausage McMuffin myself. Hyde Park, on the stairs or anywhere really.

happywoman along with the bucket of water, I would advise that you wear wellies - if you live in a Londonish area - you just never know what you might step in!

What a bizarre thread!

Have lived in London all my life and never seen public shagging.

...and PMSL at the MN-er who finds it 'refreshing' living in a country where people are jailed for kissing in public. You would love Saudi Arabia.

Malsflannel I'd left the lights on inside the car, was a clear invitation for a man to come and stuck his cock through my window.