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I once had a relationship. his willy made a baby

59 replies

LovinSealcracker · 04/12/2009 16:14

I am bloody freezing cold. I have had three glasses of wine. I have no idea what to make ds for his tea. I bought a new britax car seat yesterday and it cost 130 quid. (last one was a tenner from NCT sale and was crap)

I want to go out but I have nobody who can babysit.

Want an indian takeaway but cant afford one. No way.

Want to have a long hot bath but have to get ds up.

Ex bastard h ...well, that's enough of him

I dont cope well on my own and yet actually cope bloody amazingly. H ran away a year and a half ago.
The xmas tree is up. ds (2yrs) has a thomas tank engine chocolate-giving advent calendar. Yes, bad sweet message but he is in heaven.

I went to asda today and bought Roses chocs for 2 pounds as presents. Bad. Not like the old days.....ha ha

I hate saying 'I' as nothing has been about 'I' since ex bastard h farked off and I still feel selfish bitch for thinking about myself.

I have made a pork curry for my tea.

But I have the marathon to climb until then. Washing, hanging out, get ds up, play, tea (???pasta??,) more play,
chuggington,
bob builder,
waybuloo,
Mister Maker,
'Iam a Shape...I AM A TRI-ANG-GUL'

I am 45 ffs.

I dont have shitty ex-p giving me the weebles but I am perfectly able to do that to myself.

No help. No support. No Family. No cashews. No bleedin idea really.

OP posts:
Hullygully · 04/12/2009 16:55

Does he examine you closely? Are there latex gloves? Should I get a life of my own?

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LovinSealcracker · 04/12/2009 16:59

Exactly Tiffany. Double shots standards.

We stay at home mums are expected to be living saints fvms (stands for virgin mother'f mary sakes.' I am a fully fledged catholic so no pointy fingers now )

No hiccups I forgot what the conversation was...

OP posts:
expatinscotland · 04/12/2009 16:59

he's obviously a pretty stupid GP if he's willing to risk getting struck off to shag a patient.

Hullygully · 04/12/2009 17:00

He isn't necessarily her GP.

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LovinSealcracker · 04/12/2009 17:01

hully, the weird thing is he wears one glove and holds his patient papers in the other then mutters their complaints out like I am meant to advise him, but obviously I dont as am in compromised position

OP posts:
Hullygully · 04/12/2009 17:02

Now you have gone too far, Miss.

Original poster
LovinSealcracker · 04/12/2009 17:02

expats, you aren't buying a round then?

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geordieminx · 04/12/2009 17:03

LovinSealCracker - are you a name changer? Do I know you?

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LovinSealcracker · 04/12/2009 17:10

geordie you must be a name changer too?

fridge

post

OP posts:
PrammyMammy · 04/12/2009 17:10

3 glasses of wine does not mean a problem. I'd pour you another but the bottle is empty.
You sound run down, your exp sounds like a git. Can he not help you out at all for the sake of your lo?
You sound so organised, much more than i could be if i were alone. No tree up here, no hoovering done today at all. I'm glad you are having some ME time, you deserve it.
Where are you?

GypsyMoth · 04/12/2009 17:14

i want some wine now! 5 dc and all in their rooms doing interesting things,except the baby,who is here.

PrincessToadstool · 04/12/2009 17:16

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ChickensHaveNoTinsel · 04/12/2009 17:21

You do seem a little pissed, OP. Bad day?

HarlotOTara · 04/12/2009 17:24

I know who you are - are you feeling really shit or is it a one off?

Hullygully · 04/12/2009 17:25

I don't know who anyone is and I'm having a terrible day with no wine at all. Or GPs. (Hi Chicken).

geordieminx · 04/12/2009 17:28

Go and read that fridge post. Believe it because it is true.

I will send you some money for a take away.

Probably not much help tonight, but I could most cash/cheque tomorrow, or paypal you?

So sorry things are shit.

Have another glass and give that wee boy a hug

Hullygully · 04/12/2009 17:30

what fridge post?

ChickensHaveNoTinsel · 04/12/2009 17:30

I'm not sure what's going on here, but I hope you're ok OP.

biggirlsdontcry · 04/12/2009 17:35

have i missed something ?, link to fridge post please

expatinscotland · 04/12/2009 17:47

if your lover is a GP, why isn't he giving you any, erm, 'gifts' (his magnificent cock aside)?

i went out with some surgeons and they always made sure i was treated well (in all cases, both parties were single at the time).

for example, i didn't have a/c in my flat, and so my lover was always hot whenever he came to mine, so he had a/c put in.

i was driving my trauma doc lover's car when i was struck by a drink driver, so he bought me another car.

you get my drift.

expatinscotland · 04/12/2009 17:53

i'd start by making sure i was provided with cases on wine on subscription.

dr trauma enjoyed good wine, and in order to make sure he was properly served when he was at mine, he bought me a two-year subscription for wines to be delivered to mine.

punt for the wine!

don't forget, if he takes you out, you need to be appropriately attired, bejewelled and coiffed.

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LovinSealcracker · 04/12/2009 18:57

expats
eh? I am going cross eyed. grrrr and bugger u

OP posts:
geordieminx · 04/12/2009 18:57

Dont worry about the fridge post people. Its nothing major.

Original poster
LovinSealcracker · 04/12/2009 19:59

big love to fridge-post deliverer.

got u presents

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ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 04/12/2009 20:14

Confused....

Is lovinseal really shagging a GP?

Did expat really trade her sexual favours for wine and new cars???

I assume you are a name changer OP?

Your post is pretty amusing in a desperate sort of way, especially for someone who is half cut. I got a bit pissed in the afternoon once then trundled DS home in his buggy, chucked some pasta at him and fell asleep in the bath. (after he was asleep obv) it's not the worst thing in the world, unless you are doing it everyday.

OP you actually sound pretty on top of things. We are skint too and it sucks I know. Any way things will improve in the future? Got any debts that you are getting through? Can you pick up any extra hours at work?

Try to find a babysitting circle to join, there are ways. Could you offer daytime sitting in exchange for evening? Since you can't really do evening sitting.