nicknaming your private parts... own up

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so... i'll start. i've had in the past.

for male and female genetalia

feline and rooster

superman and superwoman aka clark and kara in public

hulk and cleo

currently mr and miss ferret

boobs have been named

big sue and wee betty

my friends boobs have the best nickname of winthorpe and churchstone

so.. whats your nicknames you gave them.. past and present or just your favs?

poonani and lady garden

i don't understand why anyone would do this.

my friends dh member is called Clive

Pork sword and Axe wound.

Is this inspired by Adam and Joe??

Oh god

my fanjo is called mary

Oh dear I thought your MN talkname was your "private part" nickname.

So do you say things like "would Mr Ferret like to visit Little Miss Ferret's dark little nest in about twenty minutes?" or "Big Sue has had enough kisses but I think Wetty Betty would like to be tickled" etc etc??

Am speechless.

ROFL!! Wetty Betty

An ex of mine once named my boobs pinky and perky! I was not impressed.

Hence your talkname LadyPink??

Hahahaha wetty betty, classic.

I don't really use the word mary in ahem amorous moments. It's more of a day to day word for my fanjo.

If DH attempted to nickname my breasts he would never have sex again

pmsl @ Pork Sword and Axe Wound.
That is just vile

I have never named my bits. But I do feel in the minority here

Demmit, NO oops! My name is more about my favourite colour, lol.

i think its good to give them names! but we haven't come up with a good name for his yet...

Why on earth is it good to give them names???? Do your feet have names? Your hands? Your nose?

Your private parts already have names - penis and vagina!

i suppose it makes talking about sex with your partner easier, more fun? less clinical, more friendly, or something... sense of humour is important, and having a language to talk about sex is good for getting what you want and communicating!

My friend is a ginger and she gets a full wax sometimes, she calls it George Dawes (from shooting stars) when smooth and when it has grown back it is called Chris Evans.

Victoria and Peter

and Bertha the bum.

Percy, as in 'going to point Percy at the porcelain' ???