How to justify spending entire Christmas on Moldie threads to husband

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ideas please before he calls a lawyer

tell him otherwise you will spend it on the internet shopping.

Don't do it. No explanation needed. Happy times for all.

Anyone else REALLY bored of moldie threads now?

I know

For me it's been a bit like reading a book I can't put down... gripping

Luckily my dp is comatose sleeping owing to rather excessive work Christmas do thingy

OMG you talk to your husband

Orinoco! haven't seen you for ages! One good thing from all this is that old Mnetters I thought had gone/namechanged are coming out of the woodwork!

It'll stop you making "Turkey Surprise" for the fourth day running?

I have just asked DH for his opinion on the subject and he has retreated to the shed.

sorry, i'm not the original orinoco. i used the name on a whim, but have always been misso.

happy to pretend you are pleased to see me though!

because some people on the internet may be posting on another site on the internet (to paraphrase the "someone on the internet is WRONG" cartoon)

i refreshed a thread a minute ago (at leasty I think it was)

and 47 minutes of my life had gone POOOF

Oh I'm pleased to see anyone who'll chat to me at this stage and not feel that I'm still invisible after nearly 5 years

Tell him you are looking on the internet for something specific to give yourself for Christmas MP. 6ft long wooden spoons are notoriously hard to find.

Mine has gone to bed, as he was shattered, after looking after the boys this morning
Am fed up of Moldies tbh but am MNing as have had rellies up all day and no power.
I love farking electricity me

my DP is my sub editor...
An unnatural interest methinks

Tell him he can stand behind your laptop and pop his cock over the screen so you can suck it (without getting bored) while typing.

solidgold fgs don't give my dp ideas
he just walked past in his pants going "look at me! look at me!"

i didn't

OI ghosty

I'm hardly STIRRING THINGS UP am I? I've been ice-skating all bloody evening while the rest of MN has been discussing things

I fear I have become a scapegoat for responsibilities other people don't want to accept are their own

solidgold your idea is bad

for a start it would involve a 90 degree angle

I could never suggest such a thing to DH since I suffered a nipple injury from my laptop. I wouldn't want to curtail any future bedroom activities for a load of old moldie gazing.

A nipple injury from your laptop - WTF were you doing?

Just breastfeeding, but DS likes to slam my laptop shut and my nipple got trapped. Yes, it did hurt!

what's a moldie? And why is it so controversial to have so many posts on it that it breaks the bank? And now have another thread about it. And why do I care? And why is the sky blue? And how do I keep dp's breathtakingly thoughtful and wonderful pressie from her when I want to tell her about it ALL the time??

What is The Present?

Well, it's a toshiba 'satellite'laptop - she is a geeky type, but poor, and has been hankering after some IT independence for months......she will cry and laugh and then cry. She's that type. So how do I stop myself from telling her?
AND what about all of my other questions??