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I am living with a new me.

38 replies

Amazoniancracker · 02/12/2008 22:27

Only just discovered her. Found her in the bathroom mirror about half an hour ago.

There she was, looking a full 3 stone lighter, smiling, a little knackered-looking, but still able to hold a glass of wine above her head and say 'if I wasn't holding this glass of wine above my head I would be doing a head-stand on ds's changing mat.'

Ever-optimistic. Mat is very flimsy. Head soft.

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wrinklytum · 02/12/2008 22:29

Congratulations on your weight loss

Amazoniancracker · 02/12/2008 22:35

Thanks. Now almost a size 10 again. Huzzah! Boobs a size 6 though. Not that it matters. I have size 38DD cotton wool balls.

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SleighGirl · 02/12/2008 22:37

well when you manage to raise some dosh (sell the painting, knock it of your half of the assets) invest in some ultimo gel filled bras - does wonders for the esteem when ou have boobs again.

Amazoniancracker · 02/12/2008 23:54

Right that does it. I am going to put that bloody painting on ebay tomorrow. Bloody damn bloody arse painting. It's not even any good.

I did a Very Good miniature copy on half a postcard when I was a few sheets to the wind, just to prove to knobcheese that it wasn't worth the effing £1,500 he paid for it. It doesn't MOVE you.

I had it valued by Bearns in Exeter after Mr Culture left...the valuer reckoned 300 quid at auction IF I WAS LUCKY.

Half my assets? That leaves me with size 3 boobs, a baby and a massive debt. And me on the wrong side of 40.

Not a good deal.

Although....I am free of Mr misery-guts, have three huge rockets left over from firework night and 300 quid's worth of canvas to flog.

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wrinklytum · 03/12/2008 00:01

You go girl

Blardy men,I despair sometimes.Have you read the Stepford thread.Twil make you laugh,or cry,or throw something at least

Sell the painting and get something nice for yourself and your baby

Amazoniancracker · 03/12/2008 00:41

I have squinted at the stepford thread yes. Squinted because I can't read it with eyes fully open. It makes me think of Tom Cruise or the Osmonds.

I would like to think I could fall over drunk in the gutter and be able to ring a dp on mobile and he'd rush out and pick me up, rather than fall over drunk in the gutter and worry that I hadn't made his ham sandwiches for work and that I shouldn't wake him up this late when I am lying pissed in the gutter with no ham sandwiches made for work and me all pissed and in the gutter and him not liking me because I forgot the ham sandiwches etc etc etc.

Long road to personal oblivion.

And supposing he preferred cheese and pickle? I'd be really in the shit. He'd never reciprocate with a plumped-up cushion or a rescue from the gutter again!

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wrinklytum · 03/12/2008 00:43
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thumbElf · 03/12/2008 00:54

well done Amazoniancracker!
Word of warning about the Ultimo gel bras (I have one) they are HEAVY. And bizarrely cold to the touch - the gel doesn't warm through, so if your arm is bare and touches your own boob, it feels cold. I bought one and have worn it precisely 3 times - went back to the Wonderbra. Shocking waste of dosh!
Your ex sounds like one of those "they saw coming"...

Amazoniancracker · 03/12/2008 21:03

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr new me just left

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrblasted fucking family wankers

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SleighGirl · 03/12/2008 21:22

what's up?

FromGirders · 03/12/2008 21:25

Go look in that mirror again, I bet she's still there!

thumbElf · 03/12/2008 22:13

hey, you found her before, she's more resilient than you think! Bet she's just hiding in the cupboard until ignorant fammily twats leave.
Go on, go and look in a cupboard! - probably the wardrobe... playing with all those lovely clothes that you can fit in again.

Amazoniancracker · 03/12/2008 22:27

Urtgh I hate my family. I bloody hate them. I just hate them for their ignorance and fuckwittery. They have cloth for ears and stones for hearts and mirrors for souls. Me me me me me. That's enough about me What do YOU think about me?

I am having a nice-ish life but they ring and it ends up being Wethree. Like a coven.

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thumbElf · 03/12/2008 22:36

if you feel like spilling it all out, go for it, we're here to listen. If you'd rather not elaborate, then have a hug anyway and remember that they can only get to you if you let them.

There are people in this world, quite often our own family members, who are energy-sucking vampire leeches. Just being in the same room as them can cause you to sag, as they suck the life from you. You need a strategy to prevent them from doing this to you - I have 2 visualisation options, if you are interested.

cheerfulvicky · 03/12/2008 23:17

Ah good, it's you. Vent away my love. Don't know if I posted on your other threads but I always read and send good thoughts. Concentrate on scrummy dc and his sweet smile, and forget stupid cloth eared family. They aren't worth your time and energy.
Chin up, lovely new smiling person.

AbricotsSecs · 05/12/2008 11:53

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geordieminx · 08/12/2008 20:55

Found you!!!

Been to Barcelona for a long weekend, will go off and c\atch up

mincepiesforever · 08/12/2008 23:19

Hi Geordie. How can I send you a christmas card/small pressie I have for C?

Hoping barcelona was lovely.

I am fine. pass the tapas...X

tribpot · 09/12/2008 07:24

Keep on going amazonian!

geordieminxpie · 16/12/2008 17:42

Hey UA - Hows things?

Hoping that the quiet spell is you getting in the fstive spirit!

H

Amazoniancracker · 16/12/2008 22:08

Hi geordie. Yes been festive-ing-up and getting in an awful muddle over presents, trying to find inexpensive but 'special' things for people. Thankfully, with no h and none of h's family on the scene anymore and not being in touch with any of my own family, I only have friends and surrogate families to buy for this year

As I write I have another huge batch of chicken dinners cooking for ds. There's just so much to bloody DO on your own: radiator is leaking oil, plumber came tonight but cant fix it so took fuse out, christmas cards need writing, helped friend this afternoon who's having a shit time with her dp - she came here, we fortified ourselves with wine, made some tea for our dcs, now need to hang out washing while chicken dinners are doing, bank letter arrived this a.m. and they need some kind of response from me as they are chasing me for whopping overdraft, need to get firewood indoors, was going to have long bath but fat chance, dog chewed two bloody rolls of sellotape this evening, need to sell car so having it valeted this weekend, need to speak to neighbour to ask if he can park in their space, carpets covered in porridge from messy breakfast (trying to get ds to learn to feed himself. Hilarious) and then today got a freelance job and fixed to do it on my only 'free day' before xmas..so my 'free' day is now buggered. But that's ok.

Sorry...just so much to do and ds weighs a ton so my arms are getting thin carrying him all over the place - he isn't crawling let alone walking, but is a gorgeous kissable permanently smiling boy anyway.

and tomorrow I have counselling, then health visitor coming for fortnightly check that I am sane and ds is fit and well,

Anyway. How are you? I want to send you a christmas card and I have pressie for you. Maybe cat me your address or if you don't want to do that, your h's work address or local bottle-shop or something and I can tell you when I've posted and you can go in and pick it up?

On the h front I have been trying to blank him out of my mind. Christmas is going to be hellish I now know. I am going to be out and about but can already feel the sadness building inside me like a volcano.

I wish he would come home sort of, and I wish this had never happened. I wish he wasnt the man he turned out to be. I wish my son had a father and I wish we could have him in bed together on xmas day morning instead of me on my own. Boxing day is h's birthday. We both used to love xmas. I cant think about it too much or I just go into spasms of sadness.

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Greyclay · 17/12/2008 15:56

AC - I wish you lots of strength and support as you make it through the holidays. Yes, they will probably be very difficult however, once you do, you may even have a feeling of catharsis. Because you made it through. Achieving these sorts of milestones is a very empowering thing.

I hope you have a great holiday with your son.

sitdownpleasegeorge · 18/12/2008 10:35

Amazonian -

Large box was sent via parcelforce yesterday on next day delivery althought the guys at the parcelforce depot didn't seem too sure that it would be with you today, only that it would be shipped and arrive at distribution centre today.

feel free to e-bay anything not to your taste or that you don't need and please excuse anything that isn't spotlessly clean, it came down from the loft and was all dumped in the box as time didn't allow for a serious check of every item. The toys have all been used even though some come to you put back into their original packaging (I found a christmas-worths of stripped off packaging stored with the Christmas decorations instead of having been thrown out, Dh can be sooooo useless at times)

I have started on a follow up box of stuff for the new year. Spring will be here before you know it, do you have any spring/summer clothes for your ds yet ?

LiffeyCanSpellGeansaiNollaig · 18/12/2008 10:40

Amazon! love your posts, your funny, you're inspiring and now you're thin too!!

Go conquer the world! Well, have another wee glass of wine first.

Funny about the painting. Tell him it's worth £20,000 and you'll sell it back to him for 18,000 cos you don't know the art world as well as he does.

pageturner · 18/12/2008 10:50

Hello lovely! I found where you've been hiding! Am out this evening, but here today and will be around tomorrow if you fancy a chat. Hope you're OK. PTx

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