How do I put an end to this?

[NotGoodEnoughForMySon]

DS has just met a girl who he has been referring to as his girlfriend. His teachers have confirmed that they are hand holding and doing lots of kissing and cuddling. He is very enamoured with her and talks about her often.

What is the problem then? Well this little girl has very odd parents, they are always late to collect her, dressed scruffily (think tatty coats and sports wear ) and seem very disinterested in their DD. TBH I just don't think they are 'our sort of people' and I'd like DS to distance himself as it is an unsuitable match. I mean, when i was helping out at lunch a few weeks ago they sent her with no lunch and dashed in 10 minutes into the lunch hour with a bakery sausage roll. Luckily I always pack plenty of food for my DS and we were able to share some with her, but really. What lack of thought and supplying such a poor diet to this girl?

I'm concerned also that DS is going to loose interest in his studies as he seems so infactuated with this girl, (BTW her name is Chardonnay ) I want him to do well with his education and be a success in life. This girl with her lowly prospects could jeopardise this.

Does anyone have any tips to try and help me bring this relationship to a pain free and DS instigated close? In other words what can I say to put him off?

TIA.

BTW name change in case I'm recognised. I'm a very influential figure in my community.

This is an excellent thread

thank God the OP is not being serious

hay you saying im illeterate - I shall come round with me fish wife friends and do ya - old snobby features....

I don't know who small ships is.

I'm feeling more than a little sad that no-one on here can appreciate my concerns for my DS.

I don't know what more to tell you.

TBH i think you are worrying about nothing. Surely your son's cotton wool protective suit would prevent any form of sexual contact with this brazen hussy.

If you're really concerned just meet her at the door with a bucket of disinfectant and a change of clothes, then make sure you change ds's boden baggies for an all in one bio suit. With ear defenders obviously to prevent him from copying her accent.

Or alternatively you could try introducing her ot people as The Help and pass her off as a member of your staff.

HTH.

How sad? Quite sad or really quite sad? Sadding is competitive on MN dontcha know....

Is your son's name Ian Derrick by any chance?

Well, according to my DS, Merlot and the twins Cabernet and Sauvignon, your DS should dump her immediately as, let's face it, Chardonnay has never been the same since Bridget Jones.

It's possible he might do well at school regardless of the social class of his girlfriend's family. I've seen claims ? not verified, mind you ? that people with working class girlfriends don't always end up as crack-smoking academic failures. Though, of course, that risk is there.

I think Chardonay is a lovely name has really chavvy class to it. I am open to bribary, after she has fallen pg mind you

So scarlett woman kee yar gob shut and dont mention im dummping er agin other wise will do ya too.

Ivvy, now you have confirmed to me that you are playing me up. I knew the parents of this child couldn't possibly come on here.

That post is shite.

i love to read a good troll post.

But that's crap.

No dear, Chardonnay is tres passe. For true class, it has to be red. And sweetie, don't threaten, you know I'm right.

mn's for everyone deary - not just nobby snobs u knaw, yar sun maybe something specail to you but keep em apart at your peril better to encourage the relationship and thenm it will fizzle [wink

I'm pissing myself laughing !!!!!!!!!
x

hmm the problem is though, my DS is still very mummified, encouraging the relationship will make him all the more enthusiastic about it.

Red a boy name, suppose red and chardy would go together but only had girls, 7 of them and soon be a nanna the eldest done us prode and got up duff for christmas. Will tell er you s like the name red for a boy

As it has to be red, why not go for "Rouge"?

mummified? you telling me your DS name is Tutenkhamun?

NGEFMS

Sometimes you just have to unwrap the bandages.

Hay yes leeanna says she will do red for a boy and rouge for a girl - wicked

No, don't be so silly! I thought everyone knew he died in the 20's or so didn't he?!! Bless you. No, he is a good boy and would do as I ask, however I don't want his feelings to be hurt. At this age when they are just realising girls are different it is important to be careful with their feelings - my psychologist says so.

Glad to be of assistance. It's so easy to get it wrong these days. Congratulations on becoming a Grandparent, it's so rewarding when one's offspring find a new way to increase their disposable income, non?

It means we get sooo much more benifit:

pram benifit
Nappy allwence
lippy benifit
milk tokens

oh christmas has come a few times in this place

Just got to think how to get ol tutin and chardoney toghether more

your psychologist? surely you mean your psychiatrist ?