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Am at my wits end now! How do I deal with my boyfriend's Mum and make sure she doesn't split us up???

30 replies

chloe11 · 16/11/2008 20:33

Hi there,

I really, really need some advice here please about the relationship with my boyfriend of 6 months, but mainly with his Mum, who I now can't stand. What started this all off was two nights ago when I was in the pub having a few drinks with some friends. Time was going on and we were having a great time...then suddenly I have this bowel movement, and the next thing I know, I'm weeing and pooing myself. Just as this is happening, in come my bf's Mum (who I know HATE) and Dad: they just give over a look of disgust as they get their drinks and go and sit down. I meanwhile hobble over to the loo to get my dirty knickers off and flush them down the toilet. Then I tell my friends 'Ok girls, we've got to leave NOW' so we do and I walk home knickerless and fully ashamed of myself. Then to make things EVEN worse than they already were last night, today when I go round my bf's house for lunch I go through to the sitting room when his Mum shouts 'Chloe', so I go to the kitchen where is preparing lunch. Then she starts saying 'I think we need to have a talk young lady!' I say: 'Look, I'm really sorry...'And then before I can finish she starts dictating to me: 'If you want me to tell you the truth, in my mind your behaviour the other night is unforgiveable. My son deserves better than a girl who 'can't help' pooing her knickers - pooing your knickers, I mean how old ARE you Chloe? 5? Even (my bf's little sister) wouldn't do that, it just shows me what an immature little girl you really are. Oh and before I go any further, I seriously hope you threw them away afterwards, we don't want Dan (my bf) knowing about your little accident do we? Oh, and one last thing, you're washing your own knickers from now on, because I certainly won't be doing them for you. Now get out of my house." She blurted all this out in about a minute or so before she gave me a chance to explain and I felt like telling her to shut the hell up...I'm sure she's done something really embarrassing in her life and no one has treated her like this...to make it worse, my bf's little sister started chanting 'pooey knickers' on my way out and I started to cry ...This evening I spoke to my bf on the phone in tears telling him what happened and he said he'd speak to his Mum about it, although he did reassure me she'd get over it, although I'm not sure...I just don't know what to do or whether his parents will let me back over there again soon I just have know no idea who the hell his Mum thinks she is? God? The woman has really pissed me off and now I feel seriously guilty for what I've done, and even though my bf is really understanding, his Mum dominates in that house the WHOLE time, but up until today I kind of got on with it without worrying, but this is just the last straw...I am not going to give up though because of a stupid woman who doesn't know her stinks. Help me please, because I am really upset right now. Chloe x

OP posts:
lulumama · 16/11/2008 20:36

ineresting, second post, and second post about bodily functions and losing control of them

mmelody · 16/11/2008 20:37

Wow you actually made all the effort to write that.. I am amazed at your level of stupidity!!! (and boredom!!)

lulumama · 16/11/2008 20:38

BTW, i think you are a troll. i have reported you to MNHQ. your posts are offensive to people with genuine bladder / bowel continence issues. go and get your kicks elsewhere.

solidgoldbrass · 16/11/2008 20:41

Do you have some kind of medical condition that means you have difficulty controlling your bowels/bladder? If so you should be able to get advice and/or free incontinence pads from your Dr. Unfortunately many people are embarrassed by continence issues and behave unkindly to people who suffer with them.

ALternatively, did you lose control of yourself because you had drunk too much? If so, while that can happen to anyone now and again, if it happens regularly then you really ought to (again) see your GP because it would suggest your drinking may be out of control as well as your bodily functions.

And the other alternative: that you are a scat fetishist looking for thrills - I suggest you go and find an appropriate site to play on: there are loads.

(I would provide links but I think that may result in me getting the worst kicking of my MN career...)

lulumama · 16/11/2008 20:42

SGB, you have a link for every fetish !

hecate · 16/11/2008 20:43

OK, I'm going to answer this as a serious op. just in case.

I think that you should stop drinking and get some control of yourself.

If boozing is causing you to disgrace yourself - then stop being a twat and switch to orange juice.

And what your boyfriends mother said is in no way unreasonable.

Stop drinking yourself stupid. It's not big and it's not clever. Grow up.

PottyCock · 16/11/2008 20:44

nail on head i think sgb

hecate · 16/11/2008 20:45

scat fetish?

i do not want to google that, do i?

chloe11 · 16/11/2008 20:46

I didn't mean to do it you know...and I still think she was out of order telling me off like that.

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kormachameleon · 16/11/2008 20:46

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

lulumama · 16/11/2008 20:47

chloe.. do you have an illness, or are you trolling?

lulumama · 16/11/2008 20:48

hecate, step away from google!

AuraofDora · 16/11/2008 20:48

lol sgb
(nah, they luvs ya now dontcha know)
and nevermind a link for every fetish,
do you have a fetish for links?

note to op: dont flush your knickers down the loo, hey or or even a tampoooooon.......

hth
aura
x

BecauseImWorthIt · 16/11/2008 20:49

This is very tiresome.

Just go away. Grow up. Go back to Digital Spy.

scaredoflove · 16/11/2008 20:50

So, on fri you peed yourself at a works do (and did cartwheels) in front of boss's gf and also shat yourself in a pub in front of bf's parents???

Unlucky and you need to see a doctor! (or go find a site that caters to your needs)

solidgoldbrass · 16/11/2008 20:51

If you google 'scat fetish' and it upsets you then I take no responsibility. Don't do it if easily upset, OK.

chloe11 · 16/11/2008 20:52

It was the first time it has ever happened to me and I flushed my knickers down the loo because there was no bin there and I wasn't exactly going to take them home again.

I haven't done anything wrong...I don't understand why I've been reported??

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BecauseImWorthIt · 16/11/2008 20:53

Yes you do. You have been posting on Digital Spy as well, with the same stories.

Just go away.

lulumama · 16/11/2008 20:56

you have only posted two posts on MN

both about losing control of your bodily functions.

so you are either in dire need of an appointment with a urologist, proctologist or gastroenterlogist or you need to get off MN and phone some 0898 numbers

HTH

lulumama · 16/11/2008 20:56

how do you know, BIWI?

BecauseImWorthIt · 16/11/2008 20:57

mejon linked on her other post - posted exactly the same story about her works night out, word for word, along with a reply.

BecauseImWorthIt · 16/11/2008 20:59

[[http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=932833 link here ]

beanieb · 16/11/2008 21:00

I only enjoy trolls if they are funny. hides thread

BecauseImWorthIt · 16/11/2008 21:01

Oh no! Have lost my linking ability!

third time lucky