Should I be mad at my hubby

[happydays]

Last night in bed, dh cuddled up and said he wanted to do something different (how can I put this, a different hole sorry), I have told him more than once NO. He asked again and I said if you are that desperate for it then I will get my mate round (who does do it), at that point he replied "oh yeah, go on then" I was deeply hurt by this. He has now gone to play footy so I have not seen him today, and last night I just sulked and went to sleep.

Now I do not want my friend to come round in case he is thinking about her in that way. I know I bought it up, but it was in a 'You've gone on about this again and I am getting pi**ed off with it'. This could drive me insane and I do not need it.

Anyway - there was an Australian radio station that awarded prizes to couples based on their answers to Mr & Mrs type questions. One young man, let's call him Tom, had left his phone number with the station sometime previously and he received a call at work. The presenter, let's call him Andy, said to Tom that he was going to ask several questions about the last time that Tom and his partner, let's call her Jane, had made love.
"When was the last time, Tom?" "This morning Andy, shortly after 8 o'clock"
"What position was it?" "Doggie style, Andy"
"Where did you do it?" "Well actually Andy, it's a bit of a laugh this, but we pushed the breakfast things to the end of the table and that's where we made love - on the table."
"That's great Tom. I'm going to phone Jane and ask her the same questions and if her answers match, you've won a two week holiday to Bali."
He phoned Jane and explained what was going on.
"When was the last time you made love, Jane?" "I'm very embarrassed about all this Andy, but it was this morning before we left for work at 8:30".
"What position was it?" "Well actually, I sort of had my back to him"
"Doggie style, that's great, Jane. And now the final question - where did you do it?" "Oh Andy. I couldn't answer that. It's too embarrassing." "Come on love. There's a holiday in Bali for the right answer." "I'm blushing just thinking about it Andy. I couldn't possibly say it to you."
"Look Jane, you might as well say it. Tom's already told us." "Oh all right then. If he's already told you. It was up the bum!"

Just got around to reading this thread properly.

And I think a number of the points raised are valid, one other that some women seem to overlook though is that doing it the wrong way ;-) may actually feel better to the guy as things are tighter.

Stuartc, what would you propose instead of a courgette then?

Keep them coming folks (no pun intended!! ).... getting plenty of ideas for dp's birthday present!!!

SimonHoward - the list of things to use instead of a courgette is almost endless!!!

Carrot
Dinner candle.... moving onto church candle ...OUCH!
etc etc...

Are these suggestions or personal recommendations?

mum2toby

Sounds like either a wicked mind in operation or personal experience there.

I'll just say it's a wicked mind. That's mty story and I'm sticking to it.. (no pun intended again!!).

Mum2toby

And how wicked is this mind then?

Hi SimonHoward - we're at it on 2 threads at once!! How good are we!!!!

I prefer to be very good or very bad your choice.