Please analise this and tell me if I'm stupid to believe it

[makemeanon]

DH teaches a martial art class. Last night after his class he didn't come home all night, this has happened before but only when we've been having troubles and he's gone off to his brothers or something.

Anyway I got a text from him and 10.10pm saying he was ok and not to worry, he'd got stuck in the school and was awaiting the caretaker to come and let him out this to me sounded ridiculous but I text back and asked how long he'd be. He replied "don't know, could take a while, caretaker lives in (next village), don't wait up, I'll be fine".

So to cut a long story short he arrived home at 5am . I didn't believe him at all so contacted the actual caretaker and made up some story about DH leaving something there when he left 'this morning'. Caretaker seemed to know that DH hadn't left the school until the morning but said he'd been stuck there with a young lady and did I know if she was ok

Turns out he'd stayed in the school all night with one of his young students. All innocently apparantly but I've had worries about her before. Texting him about stupid stuff and seemingly lusting over him.

Caretaker finished by saying it was lucky DH found his own key but thought he was daft to stay there so long "surely he couldve found it before 4am" he said.

This whole story sounds a load of bullshit to me. What do you reckon?

[shootfromthehip]

SueMunch- was this a deliberate typo? 'What next - I got stick in the lift at work with a secretary and had to stay with her all night?'

If so- I love a good pun .
Sorry OP but your DP is full of it. Bullshit that is .

[SueMunch]

Ha ha, freudian I guess.

[zippitippitoes]

this soundds like a load of cobblers

[themoon66]

How often do you the stalker girl? Could you say something to her in passing that would make her think you know more than you do?

Like 'I see you've recovered from your ordeal with DH'... and give her this look.

[forevercleaning]

would that be before or after she has her lights punched out themoon?

[themoon66]

oooh no... only punch her lights out after she has fessed up. Obviously.

[forevercleaning]

[Helsbels4]

I might be being thick but :-

1. How did your DH get locked in the school in the first place?

1. How come only stalker-girl was still there at this point?

1. Why did it take the care-taker all that time to come to the rescue? (Maybe DH didn't contact him straight away )

1. Why didn't DH ring fire-brigade or such-like to get himself freed?

Sorry but this smells VERY fishy. He needs to think of better things than this if he doesn't want to be found out. Sorry.

[forevercleaning]

well its strange cos he told her by text at 10pm he waws locked in and the caretaker was on his way.

then caretaker tells her that the dh found his own key at 4am.

so caretaker could not have been called.

what has happened to the OP - she has disappeared, probably to cut his bollocks off.

[Mung]

This sounds very dodgy...what a stupid man. He could have though tup a much more convincing story that that...surely,

[lizinthesticks]

"he's insulting you by thinking you'd believe it."

My first thought too. If you're going to shag around at least have the decency to concoct something vaguely believable.

Have my doubts about the OP, actually.

[TheCrackFox]

He is lying and clearly thinks you will fall for this kind of rubbish.

[zippitippitoes]

this sint the same person who previously posted about their partner and a girl he was teaching is it?

[Remotew]

Sounds like hes lying and involved the caretaker to cover his tracks when he had his key all along. Also sounds like the caretaker was trying to tell you what's going on.

Sorry IME a man who stays out all night, without a solid reason, is up to no good with someone else.

[tiredemma]

I think that he is stupid for thinking that you would believe it.

[cupcake78]

The evidence is against him. Did he have a shower as soon as he came in? Thats always a good sign and see if he is particularly attentive towards you over the next few days, smiling more than usual, been given a general ego boost etc.

Men are so easily flattered its embarassing.

[Cappuccino]

I think if he had really wanted to shag her he would have taken her somewhere more comfy

if the caretaker had thought anything was going on I don't think he would have mentioned the woman to you

"is she okay" would suggest to me that something was wrong with her

it could well be - ok maybe I am naive - that the girl was going through some kind of a crisis, and your dh wanted to help, but then realised he was getting in over his head and got a bit embarrassed and stuck about it because a) she seems to be in love with him and b) if he told you he was with her, the shit would hit the fan

seriously

if he was going to jump her they could have gone somewhere more palatial than an old school

[MascaraOHara]

sorry I don't beliebe this is real for one minute but just for fun...

if your DH had fucked his student all night in the school and ahd a key surely he would have let her out before he got the caretake to come and let him out... who didn't even come in the end?

it's all a load of shite

[Remotew]

Oh no, I'm always falling for these!

[beanieb]

Bullshit.

He basically hid the fact that she was there too. He found his key himself?

[zippitippitoes]

well either i am in a partiularly cynical mood of late

or this is just not believable

but then half these threads dont seem at all credible to me

[zippitippitoes]

and it is analyse

[beanieb]

Get his phone, ring her on it, let it ring a couple of times, hang up. See what happens?

Also you say "Caretaker seemed to know that DH hadn't left the school until the morning "

So this isn't actually in any way confirming that the caretaker let them out is it?
Did your DH say he had found his key or do you only know this from the caretaker? Could you ask your Husband about that? See what he says, etc

[Jazzicatz]

Trip Trap!!