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Think husband has issues with me masterbating

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Gem1258953 · 08/07/2026 09:18

I work from home occasionally and when I do mid afternoon I like to quickly just get myself off. I use a vibrator. I’ve got an old rabbit friend that’s rechargeable.

I’ve always thought it was just a bit old so needed charging when I used it. Bit frustrating. However three times now I’ve been in the drawer it’s kept in (after work after I’ve charged it that day for example) and the lights been on - meaning the battery drains down.

Ive questioned my hubby about this before because I have my suspicions it’s him. Which has ended up in arguing and denial - it’s me I must be leaving it switched on.

Our sex life is good, no issues there at all from me.
Just find this situation rather frustrating and a bit of a mind f%€k.

Anyone been in a similar position? Any advice?

OP posts:
Illegally18 · 08/07/2026 19:16

Overtheatlantic · 08/07/2026 14:18

If you can’t spell it you shouldn’t be doing it 😆

Agree! " masterbating" FFS. Let go and bate the masters!

AWeeCupOfTeaAndAnIndividualFruitTrifle · 08/07/2026 19:40

Do you have a cat - a real one rather than a rampant one - who might have used the open drawers as a ladder and accidentally knocked the switch?!

Are you allowed to listen to music at home whilst you work? If so, you might like Althea & Donna.

AWeeCupOfTeaAndAnIndividualFruitTrifle · 08/07/2026 19:42

Illegally18 · 08/07/2026 19:16

Agree! " masterbating" FFS. Let go and bate the masters!

In a way, this thread soliciting the opinions of many people is kind of a mass debate.

Port1aCastis · 08/07/2026 19:50

AWeeCupOfTeaAndAnIndividualFruitTrifle · 08/07/2026 19:40

Do you have a cat - a real one rather than a rampant one - who might have used the open drawers as a ladder and accidentally knocked the switch?!

Are you allowed to listen to music at home whilst you work? If so, you might like Althea & Donna.

Ah Althea and Donna up town top wanking, good song

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