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massive crush on tesco delivery driver

47 replies

boredwifeandmum2025 · 10/08/2025 21:53

As the title suggests i have a crush that i don't want.
I'm 33 with 3 kids married for 12 years and I'm acting like a 15 yr old. He actually makes my day when he comes to the door with his lovely smile and strong arms. Afterwards I spent the day in dream land thinking somewhat naughty things about him. He came today and he was gorgeous and strong. All I could think about was his hands and how I wanted them on me.

I feel stupid wtf is wrong with me

OP posts:
MondayYogurt · 10/08/2025 21:59

Switch to Asda.

Mumontheedge1249 · 10/08/2025 22:01

boredwifeandmum2025 · 10/08/2025 21:53

As the title suggests i have a crush that i don't want.
I'm 33 with 3 kids married for 12 years and I'm acting like a 15 yr old. He actually makes my day when he comes to the door with his lovely smile and strong arms. Afterwards I spent the day in dream land thinking somewhat naughty things about him. He came today and he was gorgeous and strong. All I could think about was his hands and how I wanted them on me.

I feel stupid wtf is wrong with me

little dreaming doesn’t hurt anyone. Unless u actually want to act on it? If u don’t want to ruin ur marriage and happy otherwise, like the pp said, switch to Asda!

TwistedWonder · 10/08/2025 22:02

So you get the same delivery driver every time? Unusual

Safxxx · 10/08/2025 22:03

MondayYogurt · 10/08/2025 21:59

Switch to Asda.

🤣🤣🤣

boredwifeandmum2025 · 10/08/2025 22:05

I definitely don't want to act on it but I don't want to switch to Asda either.
It's not him everytime.

OP posts:
Safxxx · 10/08/2025 22:06

As long as it's a fantasy and you don't act upon it, it's fine 😉
Is your husband paying you attention?

Rosesanddaffs · 10/08/2025 22:10

MondayYogurt · 10/08/2025 21:59

Switch to Asda.

😂🤣

Pyjamatimenow · 10/08/2025 22:13

Morrisons?

Theguyintesco · 10/08/2025 22:14

Apparently Tesco is the new Tinder.

RigIt · 10/08/2025 22:22

I have never had the same Tesco delivery driver twice. And I’ve been getting Tesco deliveries for years!

PeonyPatch · 10/08/2025 22:25

MondayYogurt · 10/08/2025 21:59

Switch to Asda.

Brilliant.

boredwifeandmum2025 · 10/08/2025 22:28

RigIt · 10/08/2025 22:22

I have never had the same Tesco delivery driver twice. And I’ve been getting Tesco deliveries for years!

Really? Do you get it the same day and time every week? It's always the same few drivers here

OP posts:
PringlesTube · 10/08/2025 22:28

Nothing wrong with looking op.

boredwifeandmum2025 · 10/08/2025 22:29

Safxxx · 10/08/2025 22:06

As long as it's a fantasy and you don't act upon it, it's fine 😉
Is your husband paying you attention?

No but that's a different story

OP posts:
Coldiron · 10/08/2025 22:37

It’s probably not a different story. The only time I have had crushes has been when something has been missing from my relationship

TheStateofRoads · 10/08/2025 22:50

boredwifeandmum2025 · 10/08/2025 22:28

Really? Do you get it the same day and time every week? It's always the same few drivers here

Morrisons here. Always same time and day .. not seen same driver ever. Years of deliveries.

AsanteSana · 10/08/2025 23:08

Your user name, OP, is a clue that all is not well in your marriage/lifestyle and the crush that you are experiencing is symptomatic of that - tread carefully and act with caution

Avoidhumans · 10/08/2025 23:46

Fist comment nailed it.

Flowercakes · 10/08/2025 23:51

TwistedWonder · 10/08/2025 22:02

So you get the same delivery driver every time? Unusual

Edited

Are you trollhunting on a lighthearted thread about a Tesco delivery man? Doing god’s work! 😂

OoooopsUpsideYourHead · 10/08/2025 23:54

Flowercakes · 10/08/2025 23:51

Are you trollhunting on a lighthearted thread about a Tesco delivery man? Doing god’s work! 😂

Well every little helps.

SmartDog · 10/08/2025 23:56

OoooopsUpsideYourHead · 10/08/2025 23:54

Well every little helps.

👏 😂

Redglitter · 10/08/2025 23:57

OoooopsUpsideYourHead · 10/08/2025 23:54

Well every little helps.

😂😂😂 10/10

MrsHiggins1 · 11/08/2025 00:03

Mumontheedge1249 · 10/08/2025 22:01

little dreaming doesn’t hurt anyone. Unless u actually want to act on it? If u don’t want to ruin ur marriage and happy otherwise, like the pp said, switch to Asda!

If she acts on it she’ll be banned from Tesco for harassing a delivery man or worse he will lose his job

boredwifeandmum2025 · 11/08/2025 00:22

I would never act on it and tbh I doubt he would even want go anywhere near me

OP posts:
StarlightLady · 11/08/2025 06:20

Theguyintesco · 10/08/2025 22:14

Apparently Tesco is the new Tinder.

Do you get Clubcard points if you shag the delivery driver? 😀