massive crush on tesco delivery driver

[boredwifeandmum2025]

As the title suggests i have a crush that i don't want.
I'm 33 with 3 kids married for 12 years and I'm acting like a 15 yr old. He actually makes my day when he comes to the door with his lovely smile and strong arms. Afterwards I spent the day in dream land thinking somewhat naughty things about him. He came today and he was gorgeous and strong. All I could think about was his hands and how I wanted them on me.

I feel stupid wtf is wrong with me

We never get the same driver twice either.

I guess you could buy your dh a blue waistcoat and write tesco on it. Get some body spray that smells faintly of freezer burnt broccoli and then ask to roleplay a driver substitution scenario.

Now we are getting serious. How can you have freezer burnt broccoli? I think we should be told. 😀.

Back in the day it used to be the milkman, but l suppose things move on.

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Sorry I think it needed a hyphen. Freezer-burnt

is it that limerance that I have heard so much about lately

I pretty much always get the same Tesco delivery driver he’s not hot but he flings the stuff into my Ikea bags at the door or to me at a speed that puts the Lidl checkout people to shame, which I enjoy as the whole thing is done incredibly quickly so I always order at the same time.
either switch your delivery to a very different time/day or get your husband a Tesco uniform and get him to deliver a large sausage

How handsome is he and what area so we can keep an eye out 👀 🤣

We get ours the same day and time every week, 90% of the time its the same driver

No dont do that - my DH works for Asda!!

and get him to deliver a large sausage

I hope they don't substitute it with a cocktail sausage 😂

He isn't what most would consider handsome i think but he's absolutely gorgeous and lovely.

So thought I'd give a quick update just incase anyone else has a little crush while married. I told my husband and let's just say it's been a while since we had a night that good. Definitely communication is the key ❤️

Mix up the delivery day/ time? Don't switch to Asda they are terrible!

Every little helps.

As someone who has a son working for Tesco (22, 6'1", dusky blonde hair, blue eyes, ripped from lifting lots of Tesco orders, single....), I object to such objectification...
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I can confirm he doesn't match the description 😂

After all the AWFUL threads on here about horrible sex pest abusers at the moment (seriously, wtf is going on?) I think this thread is a breath of fresh air and I'm delighted to hear your husband is taking care of delivering the goods .... 🫣😁

Your user name says it all OP has your marriage gone stale ? You need to sit down with DH and tell him how you feel (no don’t mention Tesco Totty😁) and try to work out what’s missing in your marriage. TT is prob married anyway.

Oh god I’m just rewatching W1A on the iPlayer, I totally read that in Simon Harwood’s voice 😆

We have a rather nice DHL driver delivers to work, but he's about 1/3 my age. Polite and good looking is a rarity.

I smell bullshit. Are you bored

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