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FF has really proposed!!!!!!!!!!

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essbee · 14/01/2005 01:59

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Bunglie · 15/01/2005 13:31

Sounds perfect to me....If he were too good looking that could cause problems especially with hundreds of 'Mumsnet Bridesmaids'....we would all want a kiss, so don't worry about the looks if he treats you properly and loves you then that's fine....NOW GET THE RING....Phew!

lou33 · 15/01/2005 13:34
JanH · 15/01/2005 13:34

Naked lobster wedding pics to look forward to then FF?

fairyfly · 15/01/2005 13:37

gosh, im turning into a bit of a perv, evertime i close my eyes i see him naked. Lou recovered yet, i didn't seem to recieve any wanking material.

spacedonkey · 15/01/2005 13:41

we just got up

our evening didn't exactly go according to plan - somehow we ended up at a random dinner party in holland park

fairyfly · 15/01/2005 13:44

Sounds like a film monkdonk

spacedonkey · 15/01/2005 13:46

it was pretty random - we met a bloke called bertie who wants to be a drag queen and he said he'd be my bitch

we did go to cuba libre afterwards but didn't get there until midnight and it was full of lesbians doing the hokey cokey

and our filthy barman is on holiday so we had to ogle another one who looked like scott baio instead

lou33 · 15/01/2005 13:48

Actually more like tony danza, but we got free slammers from it , and some passing bloke kissed my arse on the way home in the street.

fairyfly · 15/01/2005 13:48

God we really must go out one day

lou33 · 15/01/2005 13:51

that could be dangerous

BadHair · 15/01/2005 13:52

Blimey - congratulations FF!!! I'm really really pleased for you!!

fairyfly · 15/01/2005 13:53

i spend quite a lot of my free time telling men to kiss my arse, so well done lou

lou33 · 15/01/2005 13:55

he tried to stop us in the street. I told him i needed a very good reason to stop and talk to him, so he asked for a kiss. I said yes you can kiss my arse, so he did, all without breaking step.

fairyfly · 15/01/2005 14:06

Sounds like my type of man

lou33 · 15/01/2005 14:07

there should be more of those around it is true.

sobernow · 16/01/2005 16:12

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JanH · 16/01/2005 17:01

"Sorry to be nosey", sobernow?? This is THE nosey thread!

FF! Where are you?

fairyfly · 16/01/2005 17:10

He said no, thread must now die and never ever be mentioned again, none of this ever happened

jampots · 16/01/2005 17:13

What?

fairyfly · 16/01/2005 17:15

he took me out and said he was scared to tell me as he doesn't want to hurt me but no

fairyfly · 16/01/2005 17:15
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essbee · 16/01/2005 17:16

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Flossam · 16/01/2005 17:17

Wnker, rsehole, shthead, Pg, .

I really, really hope that this is a wind up and you are in fact a very happy FF.

fairyfly · 16/01/2005 17:18

Yes really really really no and i think this has been my hardest thread to date to have to post on now

essbee · 16/01/2005 17:19

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