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Jennifer Aniston Barack Obama Affair

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roses2 · 25/01/2025 17:31

Front page Daily Mail news today - Jennifer Aniston had/is having an affair with Barack Obama??

Any truth to this?

www.google.com/search?q=jennifer+aniston+obama+affair&oq=jennifer+aniston+obama+affair&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIGCAEQRRg80gEINjUwM2owajSoAgCwAgE&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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HowardTJMoon · 25/01/2025 22:10

Well if it's in the Daily Mail then it must be true. They've never printed outright lies.

Oh no, wait a minute, it's a newspaper whose editorial policy is to publish utter bullshit as long as it'll help them to sell ad space. The only thing you can rely on them to print the truth about is the fucking date.

dottiehens · 25/01/2025 22:11

7plusthinking · 25/01/2025 19:59

THIS.

Who really gives a shit? Trump got re-elected boasting about ;'grabbing pussy' on tape and has had more accusations of sexual misconduct than the average gangsta rap star.

The bar for presidents keeping it in their trousers has been set so low by Trump, Obama could have a threesome with Aniston and Courtney Cox, and still look clean compared to the president.

Please the Clinton BJs by his lover in the Whitehouse are what then? Low bar was there with him and if rumours are true what about JFK and Marilyn Monroe?

dottiehens · 25/01/2025 22:13

ChicLilacSeal · 25/01/2025 20:07

I agree. Plus, Brad has admitted to quite serious problems with alcohol and weed. I also think Obama would be interesting to chat to. I've always had a massive crush on him. 😍 He's the coolest president America's ever had. Looking all rangy and slim in those well-fitting navy suits, like some FBI agent...woof woof!

🤢 all I can think of when MO said he had bad breath. Put me off for good.

quantumbutterfly · 25/01/2025 22:14

dottiehens · 25/01/2025 22:11

Please the Clinton BJs by his lover in the Whitehouse are what then? Low bar was there with him and if rumours are true what about JFK and Marilyn Monroe?

JFK and lots of women, also Clinton & lots of women....as for the souvenir dress that Monica never cleaned.....

Gowlett · 25/01/2025 22:18

Ha ha, just thinking about sexpot men…

David Mellor in the football shirt.

Hancock and the bum grope…

Boris Becker in the broom cupboard.

Rachmorr57 · 25/01/2025 22:24

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Andovir · 25/01/2025 22:41

Givemestrength1000 · 25/01/2025 20:30

This!

...with bells on the size of Brazil. Or Russia.

The right wing playbook is alive and well, and people are going to fall for this depressing crap once again, just as we've always done.

PandoraSox · 25/01/2025 22:42

dottiehens · 25/01/2025 22:13

🤢 all I can think of when MO said he had bad breath. Put me off for good.

Edited

She said he was a bit stinky in the mornings! Not the same thing.

https://archive.nytimes.com/thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/06/tales-from-the-obamas-bedroom/

Obama is a very handsome man and Michelle is a very beautiful woman.

DBSFstupid · 25/01/2025 22:56

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 25/01/2025 17:54

They are probably just Friends

😂

HowardTJMoon · 25/01/2025 22:58

Herewegoagain29 · 25/01/2025 22:55

"Man eats food"

quantumbutterfly · 25/01/2025 23:00

Gowlett · 25/01/2025 22:18

Ha ha, just thinking about sexpot men…

David Mellor in the football shirt.

Hancock and the bum grope…

Boris Becker in the broom cupboard.

I guess they have great personalities😂

ABunchOfBadBitches · 25/01/2025 23:02

Any truth to this?

And how exactly would any of us know @roses2 ?

SquirrelsAreGo · 25/01/2025 23:23

Not sure if anyone posted this already, but this all started with satire.

About 10 years ago, there was an article in the Economist that imagined the US government if it was run like the French, ie, presidents having obvious mistresses etc. The example was Obama and Aniston. This was then picked up by a gossip merchant on a subscriber only channel... and they made it a "thing".

Of course, life can end up imitating art, but it's been mentioned a couple of times in the past 10 years but, wildly, only now is it getting traction.

Michelle is a huge public figure in her own right, and has a juggernaut of a tour/ speaking/engagements packed calendar. She's also clear on no longer wanting to be the "plus one", so I don't see how not attending official engagements would be an f you to Obama. If she didn't go to his birthday, on separate holidays, maybe, but can't stand to be with him at a gathering of 100s? Makes no sense purely on that basis.

As to William, whoever said he's too nice, well bless your heart, but sometimes that's not enough.

PyongyangKipperbang · 25/01/2025 23:36

True or not, it wouldnt surprise me to learn he is a shagger.

Lets face it, it takes a certain kind of man to get to be president of the US. The ultimate Alpha who is driven and gets what he wants. And power is very attractive to some women.

I would be more surprised to learn that he hadnt ever cheated tbh.

Scorchio84 · 25/01/2025 23:41

quantumbutterfly · 25/01/2025 21:32

Sexy is in the eye of the beholder. 😁Otherwise the human race would have died out millenia ago.(and Trump has many children apparently by consent - go figure😶)

If you were Wendy Deng would you rather have Tony Blair or Rupert Murdoch.

Oh god there's a Sophie's Choice....

Atlasvue · 25/01/2025 23:42

The DM doesn’t say they are having an affair. They say JA is shutting down rumours because she knows what its like to experience such rumours during a marriage.

That being said, it’s seemingly well known in DC, that the Obamas live separate lives but would be very unlikely to divorce. They bring in more income as a power couple. The Clintons lead separate lives, they will never divorce either. Not worth it financially when they can live independently without splitting the wealth.
I also think while they not be living as husband and wife, they would be fiercely protective of each other and their family, so neither one would be indiscreet.

PyongyangKipperbang · 26/01/2025 00:56

Scorchio84 · 25/01/2025 23:41

Oh god there's a Sophie's Choice....

Yeah....thats like being offered a choice between a dogshit sandwich or a dogshit omlette....either way you are getting dogshit!

SecretSoul · 26/01/2025 05:44

PandoraSox · 25/01/2025 22:42

She said he was a bit stinky in the mornings! Not the same thing.

https://archive.nytimes.com/thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/06/tales-from-the-obamas-bedroom/

Obama is a very handsome man and Michelle is a very beautiful woman.

Probably relevant that Dottie is a mad-keen fan of The Orange One and doesn’t like anything negative being said about her Tango-toned saviour. This extends to making wild claims about the Democrats at any opportunity so this thread has probably made her year.

NotAnotherBirthday · 26/01/2025 06:31

That's about as shit stirring an 'article' as I've read in a long time. The main competition for title of 'biggest insult to journalism' seems to be that link article about the Obamas heading for divorce just because Michelle didn't turn up at the orange one's inauguration. I'm guessing someone has a bruised ego....

WooleyMunky · 26/01/2025 06:39

quantumbutterfly · 25/01/2025 23:00

I guess they have great personalities😂

John Major and Edwina Currie...about three hundred shades of grey.

justasking111 · 26/01/2025 09:33

WooleyMunky · 26/01/2025 06:39

John Major and Edwina Currie...about three hundred shades of grey.

We met Edwina Currie and her extended family on holiday. Honestly didn't recognise her. She was lovely, not at all grey. So were stunned when the affair surfaced.

BeatrizBoniface · 26/01/2025 09:35

justasking111 · 26/01/2025 09:33

We met Edwina Currie and her extended family on holiday. Honestly didn't recognise her. She was lovely, not at all grey. So were stunned when the affair surfaced.

Not as stunned as Norma. Although who knows.

WooleyMunky · 26/01/2025 09:38

Scorchio84 · 25/01/2025 23:41

Oh god there's a Sophie's Choice....

Not for Wendy, she picked both...

Angularline · 26/01/2025 09:44

Oh come on, Barack would never cheat on the fragrant Michelle Obama!

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