Argh I'm so bloody annoyed. DH has always been quite a jealous person although lovely in every other way and has been working hard on it, but today he has pissed me right off and I need a sense of perspective.
I ordered him a valentines present, it arrived today and the postman rung the Ring Doorbell, which sets off on DHs phone (he's at work) and I often can't answer the door when working from home so sometimes if I don't answer he will chat online and get them to put the parcel somewhere.
I happened to be able to answer and as we've had the same postie for a while I always have a few words with him. Today I said that I hated the voice on the doorbell. He said he hated them because a colleague had been caught swearing on one and had had a complaint raised.
I laughed and said something along the lines of "blimey I'm always swearing, I'd be in loads of trouble" postie said that he swears a lot and has to try not to t work due to all the door bells recording.
I said that swearing was clinically proven to relive pain when injured or upset and he said "I'll keep fucking doing it then" so I said go one then and fuck off while your at it. I then shut the door.
DH had clearly been listening in on the camera and messages to say that I was flirting with the postie and he was devastated!
I mean this was literally a minute long conversation and we just had a bit of banter then I shut the door. There was nothing at all flirty in the conversation.
I've told DH that he is being ridiculous and that I feel spied on and that he needs to grow up.
He says that it made him feel physically sick and that I was leading the postie on?!
I've told him that I'm not discussing this as it is frankly ridiculous and he needs to get a grip and grow up.
We are now not speaking!