The most embarrassing thing you've done infront of your DH

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Something to cheer us up...

*Haven't we already had a fart thread today? It's like watching a 4 year old trying to tell a knock knock joke.... Funny 1st time...

(yes, I know it's lighthearted, yes, I do have a good sense of humour, but I'm not a 5 year old who giggles as soon as bums or farts are mentioned)*

Wow sense of humour failure!

I had a sudden diarrhoea incident, unfortunately it was in bed whilst we were asleep, poor DH!

Now I’ve read this thread I’m getting targeted ads for sodding bidets. I’ve JUST pulled ours out!

It wasn’t really embarrassing but I remember it vividly- crowning with our daughter and the midwife was all “ooh come down here and see your baby’s head. You’ll be the first to see your baby in a second”. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone do a 180 so fast after peeking round a knee 😂. Think the poor bloke is scarred for life although we have since had another so perhaps not!

I must be very immature as all these fart and pooh jokes have me howling!

Mine is probably when dh walks in and finds me in a full-blown conversation - with myself! It’s happened several times now and I usually start humming and pretend I’m singing but he sniggers and I’m sure he’s on to me! I’m probably losing my marbles but I don’t realise I’m doing it until someone catches me!

Oh I have another. It wasn’t my DH but honestly it’s the most embarrassing moment of my life (so far, I’m sure I will surpass myself eventually....)

I needed some clean jeans and knew they were on the airer downstairs so got mostly dressed (top half and pants. Yes I know you can see where this is going but surprisingly I couldn't....). Take kids down, plonk in kitchen amid much screaming so turn radio on. Start dancing to some 80s kelter. Go to utility to gather jeans up (still dancing) to come face to face with my FIL coming for some paperwork (farmer). Mortified I rush back into the kitchen with my jeans and oh good lord I just remembered why I was rushing to get jeans on because now the plumbers are here to fix the shower.

Considered leaving the country but we were put on lockdown a couple of days later so I’m stuck.

@maa1992 a mini? Are you 5 ? Grow up love it's ok to call it a vagina you wont get grounded.

Hmmm.... one night we both got too drunk and went to bed.

Apparently I woke up at 5am to go to the toilet, I walked right to the door and pee’d on the carpet and walked back to bed. We aren’t even married 😩😂, but still together...

Imagine my face when I woke up, he told me and I saw the wet carpet 😂....

We had been together 3 weeks.

I was on the loo, very ill, and being sick into a bowl, i had to call him in because i thought i was going to fall off the toilet.

At the time i was to embarrassed to care, and he was lovely and didnt complain at all

It was the start of a bug then led to a seizure where i was vomiting and he had to turn me on my side and then kidney failure,

After that, there was no going back, he had seen it all, so nothing to hide now....

Nothing else embarrassing :)

To ill to care.... Not to embarrassed to care

Shat myself.

Pregnant, have IBS, passed wind...wasn't just wind.

Thankfully was at home at the time.

These are hilarious!

When we first started dating I went to his house.

I was desperate for a poo so thought I'd hold it in until I knew it would just slip out quickly.

I had a cunning plan of waiting until he had been the loo so I could go.

All well and good. Plan worked.

House was a bit chilly so he went to put the heating on. Cane down only to inform me that the boiler was in the bathroom 😖

I was mortified.

I honestly can’t think of what I may have done, but when we were dating Dh and I went travelling around Asia and he got a bad GI infection and I woke up one night to him shitting the bed and running in a shitty panic to the loo.

Very new dating, long walk in woods, lactose intolerant but had a YOLO moment and drank the milky coffee DH bought. Never before have I taken a shit in the woods near a potential partner, hopefully never again! Couldn't wipe my ass as no tissue and it was autumn

These are killing me

I seem to be growing a full on beard! That's getting pretty embarrassing. I know any form of hair removal will make things worse😣

This is awful I still cringe when I remember it.
We had been together about a week and went for a drink, stupidly I had too much (I was 17/18) and he had to carry me to a taxi and I threw up when he got me in it. He took me to his mothers house and she fetched me a bucket for me to throw up in.
Next morning I woke in his bed In my clothes, he was a gent and slept on the floor. I had gotten my period, had a pastel pink dress on and it had came through onto my dress.
And I had peed the bed.
My god the shame and horror having to tell his mother but she was lovely.
I had to go home in my dress in a taxi.

I asked DP about mine and he said, “The time you nearly died.” I’m not sure how that counts as embarrassing but here we go:

First year of dating, we were on the way home from a London Zoo late opening and a Boris Bike trip around Regents Park. I started having an asthma attack on the tube, inhalers weren’t making a difference. He hauled me off the tube somewhere near Guys & St Thomas’ and bundled me into a taxi. The taxi driver was talking so much that he got lost and had to do a u-turn in the middle of a busy road before dumping us outside A&E. Once we got in I was whisked straight through the waiting room but my vision was going fuzzy so I grabbed DP’s hand to guide me down the corridor. Turned out to be the male nurse’s hand. Once I’d had a nebuliser I was absolutely fine.

Nope, still not seeing the embarrassing bit there! He did buy me flowers the next day though.

The one I thought of was today, when I wet myself on the trampoline

I had been dating my now ex wife for two months and we were staying at her parents.
I got up in the middle of the night half asleep and still drunk needing the toilet. So I walked down stairs to the toilet but it was actually the kitchen bin! When she came down the stairs to check what I was doing she said I went mad thinking she was weird for telling me off!
15 years later her parents still have the same bin.

Wet myself in front of him when I sneezed while heavily pregnant