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Got home from shopping and boyfriend just wanking on sofa

48 replies

Cassiemermaid · 26/10/2019 17:47

I’ve just been shopping, was very tired and laden down with various bags, but DP rang and asked if I’d pick him up some shirts from Primark. Hate going in there as it’s always so busy and chaotic, but went in, picked his shirts, queued up for half an hour etc. I then rang and said I’m on my way home (about half an hour away) and he knew I didn’t have keys on me. Got home and buzzed up to be let into the flat - nothing. Buzzed and buzzed and rang him 3 times - nothing. Car was in the drive so I knew he was in. Pouring with rain here today and I just stood there with his fucking shirts and BLT I’d bought to be nice. Eventually a neighbour came down to let me in, then the flat door was open. I went in and he was lying asleep on the sofa with his pants and trousers pulled down, clearly just had a wank and fallen into some bizarrely deep sleep given how loud our buzzer is I don’t know how he missed it. I woke up him up and said hello?? What are you doing? He said nothing but made a face like id just slapped him, as though v hard done by. Said nothing re shirts, just wordlessly went into the bedroom and is now lying in there sulking. Seriously am I in the wrong?

OP posts:
Fairenuff · 26/10/2019 17:50

In the wrong for what? Waking him up?

Unluckyinlove2019 · 26/10/2019 17:52

He sounds like a total knob. Have my first ever LTB, or if that's not on the cards then return his shirts at least and make him get off his lazy arse to go and buy them.

Shoxfordian · 26/10/2019 17:52

And the point of him is....?

gamerchick · 26/10/2019 17:52

You're very nice. I wouldn't have stopped off at Primark after a mega shopping session.

What's he stropping for? For waking him up? Confused

Fairenuff · 26/10/2019 17:53

I don't see what he's done wrong.

Shortfeet · 26/10/2019 17:53

He was wanking and fell into a deep and peaceful sleep.

Bit inconvenient when you are keyless but no harm done.

Hope the shirts fit

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 26/10/2019 17:56

Why didn't you have keys?

He shouldn't be sulking but this is a bit of a non event. It's a shame you got wet after you'd done a nice thing for him, but he'd fallen asleep and didn't hear to let you in, he wasn't ignoring you - and if you'd had your keys, it wouldn't have mattered.

Slappadabass · 26/10/2019 17:57

Sounds like he is embarrassed, he only had a wank, it's not the end of the world. Forget about it and move on.

Wildorchidz · 26/10/2019 17:58

So he had a wank on the sofa with the door of your flat wife open and then feel asleep with his underwear and trousers down ?
I don’t envy you 🤮

Wildorchidz · 26/10/2019 17:59

Wide !

StickyToffeeTart · 26/10/2019 17:59

Why have you posted this twice?

DettolObsessed · 26/10/2019 18:00

It's fine. I've caught my husband wanking loads of times!

Cassiemermaid · 26/10/2019 18:04

It’s not about the wank. It’s about sulking and not thanking me for getting his stuff or acknowledging that I was just stood outside for ages

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GloriaMaximus · 26/10/2019 18:07

If it's not about the wanking then why is that the title to your thread?

Grannybags · 26/10/2019 18:07

Is he sulking or just embarrassed?

NormaBean · 26/10/2019 18:10

I don't see what he's done wrong.

Existed.

What a useless lump.

MonsterMashedSpud · 26/10/2019 18:14

We’ll hens useless isn’t he?

I can understand why he needs more shirts. What a wanker.

Shortfeet · 26/10/2019 18:14

You woke him out of a deep sleep.
He's not expected to be perky

MonsterMashedSpud · 26/10/2019 18:15

He’s, not hens, nor cocks.

WizardOfAus · 26/10/2019 18:17

Why is he sulking?!

Beautiful3 · 26/10/2019 18:30

Maybe next time make sure you have your keys?

TheQueef · 26/10/2019 18:31

Who knows Gloria who knows Hmm

Bananalanacake · 26/10/2019 18:36

Did you mean to put waking in the title and it autocorrected to wanking.

letsdolunch321 · 26/10/2019 18:39

Tell him to get his sulking arse to the kitchen to pour you a drink then cook the dinner, alternatively he can order and pay for takeaway.

If he is cooking, he will need to scrub his hands first !!!

HappyHammy · 26/10/2019 18:40

He was asleep not playing with his todger when you got in, good job the neighbour didnt come in to help with the shopping. Confused