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Online dating: how much has a men spent on you (£) before you "do the deed"?

102 replies

TwixBix1 · 03/03/2019 14:41

Online dating: how much has a men spent on you (£) before you "do the deed"?

Tell me your age and how much a man has spent in total on you before you would do the deed with him (on average)?

Yes I know it's not at all about the money, it's about the emotional connection, quality time spent, and is very individual per person but I'm curious to know the financial side of things.

OP posts:
SonataDentata · 03/03/2019 18:55

In my mid twenties one guy spent over £1,000. I counted and told him I was doing so. He kept going. I had some great champagne and meals out of him.

cobalt90 · 03/03/2019 18:57

fucking hell op it's online dating not online prostitution

LaurieFairyCake · 03/03/2019 18:59

I charge £180 an hour

For therapy. I suggest you get some.

pickletickled · 03/03/2019 19:05

Is your pussy like a toll road?
:) :) :)
I knew before opening that this wasn't going to go well.

WTF is a 'financial side of things' OP

LuckyLou7 · 03/03/2019 19:06

Aw bless your heart, have you wined and dined some lucky lady and she's refused to get down and dirty with you? I wonder why...

ConfCall · 03/03/2019 19:12

A packet of Space Raiders and a bottle of Peroni would do me.

Bubblegumgal · 03/03/2019 19:15

Can see from your previous posts you say you’re a woman in her mid 20s OP? So why do you care?
I personally don’t have a price list because I’m not a whore.
When Dating it’s usually 50/50 spent (unless I don’t want to see him again, in which I’ll insist on paying for it all)
Time-Wise usually around the time it becomes official so... a month or 2?

Namechangeforthiscancershit · 03/03/2019 19:16

So my left boob is premium. £18 minimum spend for access to theatre. Right boob bit more affordable, £6 or £9 on a weekend night.

JustHereForThePooStories · 03/03/2019 20:21

Hi all, looking for some advice.

I met my husband online 19 years ago. We went out for lunch today, and he paid. It was £58 and my share worked out at £31.

Should I let him have a little go on my tits, or should I add in the £5 tip he left, and give him full fanny?

TIA

Namechangeforthiscancershit · 03/03/2019 20:24

Justhere that’s a tricky one. Did you buy any drinks or was that included in the lunch total?

Closetbeanmuncher · 03/03/2019 20:29

@BaronessBomburst 🤣🤣

JustHereForThePooStories · 03/03/2019 20:35

@Namechangeforthiscancershit, I had two glasses of wine but that was included on the price.

Lunch was a massive bowl of mussels in wild garlic cream with bread, and I had a side of chips.

Now, there was a lot of wild garlic and I reek, so he probably doesn’t want to set foot near me but, if he does, should I just offer a hand shandy from afar?

ScorpiaForCatra · 03/03/2019 20:36

Protip OP.

When you and your buds head to the strip club, don't for the love of God try to pay by putting your cash card in the slot.
It's fully contactless these days.

Hth

Prequelle · 03/03/2019 20:37

A ticket to pound town isn't bought in actual pounds.

Dirtybadger · 03/03/2019 20:37

Depends if it's paper or coins. But I like my coin purse to be physically so full that its difficult to fit the peen in. Most men prefer the reduced risk of papercuts from notes.

So maybe £18.50?

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 03/03/2019 20:40

This is better than "He has eaten a Fat Ball" 😂😂

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MrsTerryPratcett · 03/03/2019 20:43

OP fucked off then?

SURPRISE!

Bananalanacake · 03/03/2019 20:48

Depends how big his penis is if course.

thegreatbeyond · 03/03/2019 20:52

"Hand shandy"! Haven't heard that one for a while!

After the wedding for me. He would need to be a man of reasonable means and provide a suitable home, also extras like a coffee machine and a nice patio, maybe some Ikea furniture out there.

SillyBub · 03/03/2019 20:59

@ConfCall

A packet of Space Raiders and a bottle of Peroni would do me

Pickled onion Space Raiders and the 660ml bottle of Peroni I hope? Any less and I would so judge you as a total floozy.

Bluntness100 · 03/03/2019 21:39

Can see from your previous posts you say you’re a woman in her mid 20s OP

I suspect the op isn't who they are portraying themselves as. As Mnhq tell us often, you never know who anyone is on line.

sizzledrizz · 03/03/2019 21:50

Depends on how ugly he is

NameChangeNugget · 03/03/2019 22:30

Great question OP Hmm

For the record, I’ll crack one off for him on the second date, if food is provided

ILikeyourHairyHands · 03/03/2019 22:32

I'm 45 and £12.96.

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