How can we stop our sons growing up to be like our husbands ?

[jasper]

Okay, so that's a tad cruel,and I am exaggerating for effect but I am sure you all know what I mean.
I have just read the thread on mens irritating little habits and don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Is there any hope for the next generation or are men genetically programmed to be a bit useless?

ScummyMummy

Oi Scummy!! Stop nicking my friends!!
Custdie - you know I think you are wonderful! Tell that hubby of yours that he'd better pull his socks up or I might have to come and stay for a while! I just know me and him would get on sooooo well!

Did you say he had some beers left?

LMAO! what was this thread about?
.... oh yes how good men ae at everything? personally i think that men are the superior sex and we should do whatever they say, we shouldnt have friends, we shouldnt work, afterall making a superb evening meal should give us the satisfaction in life we are looking for shouldnt it? < .... sits back and waits for it hehe>

Custardo - with you on the sandwich thing . 15 yrs ago , when we first moved in, I made him a packed lunch. He came home, absolutely horrified, as I'd folded the bread in half and hadn't used a knife. 15 yrs later I've never been allowed to make him one since.... (who's laughing now )

RHUBARB- SHE'S MARRYING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE HISTORY, TOAST, THE EX OF EXES. THE WONDERFUL CUSTARDO IS MINE, ALL MINE

I HATE YOOOOOUUUUU! Remember Fatal Attraction? Well Scummymummy, do you have any pet rabbits? Anyway, she was my friend first so you'll have to fight me for her, c'mon then!

see, I can do this now!

No no! Not that! P-p-please d-don't hurt my bunny...

bubble bubble bubble! Methinks I am enjoying this too much!