He waved! What does this mean - no pi$$ taking please!

[lampostposter]

I posted my message to the man I have a crush on on the lamp post as previously planned. He waved!

I am deliriously happy and excited that my crush may become real - I really have gone mad over this one.

However, he hasn't emailed me.

Was this a "Christ, you're mad" sort of wave do you think? He did smile and not in a sympathetic kind of way, more flirty.

How do I respond?

Oh, no, noddy! The surgeon guy was ALSO when I went to Chamonix with Jon, my twat ex. Again, he ran off to climb the Dru with his jerk-off friend and his psycho ex girlfriend who once almost killed a man by grabbing the wheel of the car he was driving during a row and running the car off the road.

So then I was stuck in Chamonix and I heard someone calling my name. Turned around, and there were hot surgeon!

With no wife! Or kids!

Bonus!

The place was a ho's paradise. Which was good, cuz I am a ho!

Expat is lost in hotel reverie. Please concentrate on the mystery man outside the nursery Expat. We've got as far as 'hello' now we're thinking of a humdinger of a second line.

This other guy was in Paris.

Now, when I smell Paris perfume, I think of him. Mmmm.

Hello, my name is Saddo.

That's all you need to say.

My name is Gladiator.

Oh god sorry lamp - didn't realize that you had absolutely nothing in common. Okay, I think we need a mystery problem. Your car? Not starting? Or something like that? Or go right in with a 'Do you think it'll rain today?' or even a 'do you know who's responsible for fly posting in this area?'

How about, 'You're hot. Wanna fuck?'

Was thinking of wearing what I'm in today which is kind of smart casual but might be a bit tits out??

Will add to profile temporarily...

No, I think she should keep that for the letter writing part of their courtship.
Uhmmmm, can you tell me where the nearest shop/garage/hairdressers is?

Get the tits out!

Yeah!

lamp - what you wear is important, but am concerned about your priorities. Are you just going to say 'hello'? Okay could work. Puts the pressure on him I suppose.

Lamp post poster - the guy in gym grinned and looked at me appraisingly. I lost my bottle and stopped going to the gym . I'm sure you'll be brave though!

Did it not surprise you then Arwen? Incidentally I thought that your MIL was quite pleasant today.

See, that's why 'Hello, my name is ' or 'Hi, I'm (insert name)' is so much less embarrassing. No pressure, just 'hello'.

She was wasn't she , ran out of the door at 3.05 though, 'to miss the traffic'. Shoot me if I ever become so un spontaneous (is that a word?) sorry Hijack over.
How do we see your profile lamppost?

lamp, do you think you can remember this. It's tits out outfit and 'hello'.

Lol at Expats

"get yer tits out"

"yeah!"

made me think of the phones 4 u advert

Ok, pic is under my name. Have sundress as alternative or other top plus jeans again.

Tits too much or not enough expat?

I may have to go and post more soberly (as in serious not as in un-pissed up) this afternoon - I feel overly self indulgent but advice is much needed. Aagh!

So Hello and my name or do I go for some kind of interest ascertaining question?

That top is fine!

Hello and your name. Then stop.

Wait for him to respond and go from there.

Just make sure you have got a follow-on line sorted out in advance. Don't go and introduce yourself without knowing what you're going to say. Ask an open question that might start a conversation and have a couple of back-up ones in mind in case it doesn't go anywhere...

You look great! wear the top and think hard about what you will say after your name? Are you going to ask him straight out for a drink? Guess you have to unless you are going to spend time chatting on the pavement about the weather.

Thanks. And thanks Arwen! I just don't know if I am brave enough to actually ask about a date...

I might do what Expat suggests and stick with an intro leaving the ball in his court but again, silence is hard and am I brave enough?!

2nd line could be: 'you waved...' grin
'did you get my note?'
??

But if he says yes I did what will you say next? Good luck!

I like the top too, jeans are good. Cardy thing is fine but top would be saucier without it

You "Excuse me, I'm looking for HOSDB. Do you know where it is?"
Him "Yes, I work there. Shall I show you where it is?"
You "Really, what an amazing coincidence! I'm thinking of getting a job there and was trying to get some background information. Could you tell me something about it, perhaps over coffee....."

Message withdrawn

Any news lpp?