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He messed with my Jo Malone. Should I LTB?

40 replies

Smallhorse · 27/04/2018 09:48

My rich sister bought me jo malone handwash.
I bloody love it.

I’ve made it last nearly 6 months and it was still half full till DP helpfully topped it up with orange Radox.

Should I LTB?

Log it with the police ?
Request a free half hour with a solicitor?

I’ve already had a cup of hot sweet tea but it didn’t help.

OP posts:
GinIsIn · 27/04/2018 09:51

Frog March to jo Malone and insist on a replacement!!

moreismore · 27/04/2018 09:52

Suggest supplement tea with chocolate and invoice him for replacement handwash.

Zaphodsotherhead · 27/04/2018 09:52

You could club him to death with the bottle?

We'll all cover for you.

mimibunz · 27/04/2018 09:53

Honestly, this is shovel and patio territory.

Doingreat · 27/04/2018 09:55

He desecrated your Jo Malone? Can you ever forgive him? I couldn't.

kalinkafoxtrot45 · 27/04/2018 09:57

Make him buy a new one. And chocolate for damage to your feelings.

happytobemrsg · 27/04/2018 09:57

I don't think I could get over this. Thinking of you OP Flowers

SleepFreeZone · 27/04/2018 09:58

I would have gone nuclear. Honestly wtf did he do that?!!!!

SluttyButty · 27/04/2018 10:15

How dare he! What kind of depraved monster does that?

All JM stuff in my house is off limits to everyone and only my fair mits are allowed to touch it.

What can you destroy of his that's of equal importance as a very childish tit for tat?

Pollyputthekettleon32 · 27/04/2018 10:19

Divorce

QueenOfIce · 27/04/2018 10:20

That's awful! Op get your ducks in a row, get all his financial info screenshots of bank accounts etc and plan your exit. Log it with 101, pack a bag for him and change the locks. Grin

PositivelyPERF · 27/04/2018 10:21

Oh gad! You’ve totally triggered me, OP! Reminded me of when I found my brand new bottle of bath soup half empty! My middle child (teenager) had merrily chucked it into the bath, because it smelt lovely. 😭

You should have a warning in the title. snivel snivel 😢

PositivelyPERF · 27/04/2018 10:22

Soup = soap 😳

ThenewMissPhoenix · 27/04/2018 10:22

Definitely LTB!

AttilaTheMeerkat · 27/04/2018 10:23

Patio and shovel time. No jury in the land would ever convict you.

He needs to atone for this transgression by purchasing you a new JM handwash today.

DairyisClosed · 27/04/2018 10:26

Why would you even do that?! Competly unnecessary.

Platinumania · 27/04/2018 10:27

kill him

zzzzz · 27/04/2018 10:33

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Original poster
Smallhorse · 27/04/2018 12:19

Thank you all so much.

Shovel it is then.

Who’s free tonight after dark to help ?

OP posts:
Original poster
Smallhorse · 27/04/2018 12:22

queenofice Grin

OP posts:
upsetangryandpissed · 27/04/2018 12:23

I'm free. I'll be there dot on 10pm after kids are in bed. i'll even provide you an alibi

Onynx · 27/04/2018 13:01

Oh good god. Reminds me of the time I came home to find my husband tiling the bathroom- on closer inspection I discovered he was using my Ester Lauder eyeliner to mark out the tiles....because it was 'good' and 'easy to see' 😡

NameChangeNameChangeNameChange · 27/04/2018 13:16

Aaargh you DO need a trigger warning on this thread.

I'm having flashbacks to finding DH guiltily licking the lid of my BodyShop chocolate body lotion.

DearMrDilkington · 27/04/2018 13:20

DH guiltily licking the lid of my BodyShop chocolate body lotion. Shock

Licking the lid?! I bet it didn't taste as good as it smelt...

Wherearemymarbles · 27/04/2018 13:21

Actually you need revenge

Start using his razor to shave your legs...