He messed with my Jo Malone. Should I LTB?

[Smallhorse]

My rich sister bought me jo malone handwash.
I bloody love it.

I’ve made it last nearly 6 months and it was still half full till DP helpfully topped it up with orange Radox.

Should I LTB?

Log it with the police ?
Request a free half hour with a solicitor?

I’ve already had a cup of hot sweet tea but it didn’t help.

you need to send him an invoice for a new one. Or sue.

[What's wrong with using his razor to shave your legs? [embarrassed] ]

@Smallhorse I'll help!

I have to hide my pomegranate noir candles as DP lights them for a 20 minute bath then blows them out so they don't burn down easily

Also had to hide my hand wash after I caught him using 5!!!! Squirts to wash his hands after a truly awful shit.

I have an extra space

**spade

Well he needs to take you straight to Jo Malone to get a replacement, and something else to say sorry for his carelessness, once he sees the cost I’m sure he won’t repeat this behaviour. I sensibly got DP hooked on the Pomegranate Noir bath oil early on in our relationship, he now gets sent far more offers of hand massages and whisky tasting evenings in the post for being a valued customer than I ever did!

Licking the lid?!
Yes, DearMrDilkington , I wish I was joking. Apparently it tasted horrible, but he "had to find out"...

OP, you need to e-mail Jo Malone and explain your predicament:

www.jomalone.co.uk/customer_service/contact_us.tmpl#

If they're worth their salt they'll sympathise and replace it.

You could even phrase it as a complaint, so they think you're truly bonkers...?

OMG just when you think men cannot behave any worse! Why did he do it?? Whyyyyyy?????

He needs to take full responsibility for what he has done. He needs to seek help to address his failings. He needs to see that his behaviour has been damaging and wrong and must never be repeated. Your relationship may never be the same but with time, reflection and honesty you may get past this. Or - a brand new replacement, plus card and an apology - if he’s looking for a quicker fix. The choice is his

You need a whole gift set to make up for his vile behaviour. Plus dinner.

I apologise for all men OP... My youngest daughter berated me for tasting some of the stuff in lush. It shouldnt look so tasty if they don't want you to eat it !

Oh and she keeps her JM stuff in her bedroom rather than the family bathroom incase I use it to do "man stuff" 😂

I am also a bit tipsy after an afternoon birthday drinks so this thread made me snort on the train. For that reason alone I will help you hide the body.

If you don't take the shovel/patio option I'm afraid you may need counselling .....to address your lack of boundaries .

Top his aftershave up with urine. Preferably cat, if you can get it.

I'm ashamed to say that I have also made the 'maybe, just maybe, it tastes as good as it smells' mistake.

Bodyshop strawberry scented soap, age 13, my Mum's bathroom.

For those in doubt I can confirm: it tastes of soap.

I have a weirdly clear memory of that experience...

I actually did a sharp intake of breath when I got to the end of your post OP. I’m devastated for you, I have no words to make it better.

WOW! Definitely LTB ⚰️