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Children opening Christmas Gifts

154 replies

RenoSusan · 10/11/2017 17:44

Last Christmas the family agreed that opening presents has become chaotic and unrewarding. We told the 3 - 11yrs, 9 and 8 - that we were having a practice and they could open 1 gift if they learned how to do it. First I opened a practice gift (a pair of socks) and read the card first and told everyone who gave it to me. Then I opened the gift and held it up and said it was just what I wanted and the color was perfect. Then I thanked the person who gave it to me. I explained if it was a large gift I would jump up and hug that person. They loved me hugging myself. Then they got a turn. I told them if it was a stove mitt or a motorcycle, they had to follow the script. They took turns opening a gift and performed. All understand this is a show called "opening Christmas gifts" and they are participants. Doesn't matter what the present is, the script is the same. Our Christmas day was much better. I am trying to pass on an idea that might help.

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AdalindSchade · 10/11/2017 19:04

Hilarious
We have never been a family where kids just get to rip into a massive pile willy nilly but your system is just daft.

WipsGlitter · 10/11/2017 19:07

I do agree it can be an overwhelming present frenzy with no real appreciation of what they are getting.

Your kids sound a wee bit old to learn this though - assume they are NT?

Belleoftheball8 · 10/11/2017 19:11

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Frith1975 · 10/11/2017 19:17

That sounds awful.

ChaosAndPiss · 10/11/2017 19:19

Jesus Nora! What a load of bollocks 😂

liquidrevolution · 10/11/2017 19:19

Gawd my in laws do this. Bloody tedious spending Christmas with them. Literally hours opening presents. Dull. Dull. Dull. It means nothing else can be done during the day as you are just sat watching people open presents. And the inlaws are famous for buying several things but saying you can only keep 1 or two of them which is bloody weird. Its all fake as well. I remember one SIL trying on about 20 tops bought by her parents (could only keep 10) and gushing over them only to take them back to the shop on Boxing day. At least now we only do their presents at their house. Everything else is done at our house.

The correct way is of course for every one to open a present at the same time and to take time issuing them. Only I am allowed to remove presents from under the tree and distribute them equally. All of DDs presents are noted in a special book for thank you cards. I drink baileys whilst doing this in a special glass.

AdalindSchade · 10/11/2017 19:30

The correct way is of course for every one to open a present at the same time and to take time issuing them. Only I am allowed to remove presents from under the tree and distribute them equally. All of DDs presents are noted in a special book for thank you cards. I drink baileys whilst doing this in a special glass

Completely agree. Chief present distributor has always been my job since I was old enough to read labels but I now have small assistants. I drink mulled wine though from a Christmas tea cup

OuchLegoHurts · 10/11/2017 19:35

Hilarious!!! Did you remember to tell them not to dare have any fun?

Wiggypudding · 10/11/2017 19:39

Jesus how bratty must your kids be that they need to practice how to open presents nicely

TheNoseyProject · 10/11/2017 19:46

We take it, roughly, in turns. It’s no a free for all but we don’t do stepford Christmas!

You should definitely do a mummy blog though!

ChaChaChaCh4nges · 10/11/2017 19:49

Seriously?

OrangeCrush19 · 10/11/2017 19:51

My mother has also sucked all the joy out of receiving presents my entire life. We don’t talk much.

Mumsiemummy1 · 10/11/2017 19:56

This can't be for real?!

DrFoxtrot · 10/11/2017 20:02

'Wankery' and 'bollocks' Grin I agree with PP.

Lovelylovelyladies · 10/11/2017 20:03

Mine are 3 and 4 (and 1) last year they were good as gold. Jumping up and down, but very sweetly watching and waiting for each person to open their present. They were over excited for their own presents and other people's. They thought it was bloody marvelous! Teach them to have manners while they are young and it's all good! They are allowed to be as excited and crazy as they like but they know to wait and watch while someone opens their present.
God I bloody live Christmas!

DrFoxtrot · 10/11/2017 20:04

I can't believe this is in Relationships Grin it needs reporting and shifting somewhere appropriate, like Christmas. People there might appreciate your present opening tips OP. Possibly.

Redglitter · 10/11/2017 20:07

Wow you sound a barrel of laughs

What happens if a small gift cost a lot do you get the silver standard thank you compared to a big present which was cheap but will presumably get the gold thank you

Clearly size does matter in your life

CakesRUs · 10/11/2017 20:13

I think she’s joking.... Hmm

PorklessPie · 10/11/2017 20:15

I can't top any of the replies Grin but what the actual fuck op? I'm actually wondering if you have started this thread to get into classics? Wink

Downyonder · 10/11/2017 20:21

Oh are you joking!!! They’re kids, it’s Christmas is supposed to be chaotic and fun! Yes I agree that a thank you should be said when receiving a gift but the staged responses are sucking the fun out the most exciting day of the year!

FitBitFanClub · 10/11/2017 20:23

Christmas is about children

I think the Bible/Christian church might say differently

Whilst I think the OP is probably on a wind-up, even if she's not, she has a point. I hate the idea of everyone ripping into presents all at the same time, barely even pausing to register who's given them what. It smacks of greed to me. I wouldn't advocate the OP's extreme scenario, but we take our gift-opening a bit more sedately than bursting into living room seeing what santa brought tearing off the wrapping papers screaming in joy In fact, I'd go one step further and say that for me, that's a lot of what's wrong with Christmas nowadays. An orgy of consumerism.

Oldraver · 10/11/2017 20:53

You're fucking nuts......'practising opening presents'

Keepingupwiththejonesys · 10/11/2017 20:56

Wtf have I just read

useristired · 10/11/2017 20:58

Favourite thread of the week.
What a totally ridiculous post and I hope it's a joke or else I feel sorry for your poor children!!

NapQueen · 10/11/2017 20:59

It all sounds a bit "german train schedule".