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Do any women respond favourably to dick pics?

61 replies

Holdtightdontletgo · 26/10/2017 17:50

I mean when you haven't even met someone yet.

I have just been on pof and swapped numbers with a guy who wanted to what's app. He was very good looking and his profile said he was a manager and didn't ring any alarm bells. Within literally 30 seconds, he asked, how horny are you? and sent me a dick pic, well a video but I didn't play it.

I wonder what his hit rate is?

OP posts:
slug · 27/10/2017 16:27

I remember reading an article about a woman who responded to dick pics with images of penises taken from gay pornography. When the guys got offended she answered with "What? You started it"

slug · 27/10/2017 16:33

Ha!!

Rescuepuppydaft2 · 27/10/2017 16:56

Slug that article is hilarious!!

TammyswansonTwo · 27/10/2017 23:51

The kind of man that sends an unsolicited dick pic is the kind of guy who will grope you in a bar, or ignore your boundaries in bed, the kind of guy who thinks Robin Thicke had a point. They know they don't have consent, they know what kind of reaction they're likely to get and either they don't care or, worse, that's what appeals to them. They're the men behind most of the #metoo posts you've seen lately, the kind of guys who assaulted me when I was a student and who now will respond with defensive "not all men" comments to those posts. They are the worst.

Insomnibrat · 28/10/2017 00:20

I've often thought there should be a little snapchat filter for dick pics, like the ones which add a crown of flowers or a cute dog face to the offending bellend.

TammyswansonTwo · 28/10/2017 07:23

Does anyone watch Silicon Valley?

"Not hotdog"

Goosegrass · 28/10/2017 08:07

There is a trend of posting them to every single one of his female facebook friends. I’d do that.

KarlosKKrinkelbeim · 28/10/2017 08:12

“Fling unbidden nobs” is surely the phrase of the year

annandale · 28/10/2017 08:19

Lol plausible.

POF surely is POD. In every sense. Thank God my last date was well before any of this, though I can think of several boyfriends who would no doubt have sent me a photo booth strip of their penis if it had occurred to them.

XJerseyGirlX · 28/10/2017 08:21

I once had someone come and lay my carpet for me. He was a friend from work but had never been flirty so I thought It was just a friendly offer.
After about half hour i took him a cup of tea up to find him sat on my landing , cock in hand and he said
" I've been waiting for you" !!!! I didn't know what to do or say so just laughed and said " oh dave put it away you are funny" and he put it back embarrassed. The nerve of some guys it's unbelievable!

Mumtumwhatever · 28/10/2017 08:30

I once posted for a handyman on Gumtree (it worked successfully before) and I had only 1 reply from a guy saying that he was "very handy, with his own tools" and then immediately after he sent me a dick pic against a Coca Cola bottle to show size perspective (it was a 250ml bottle!). Honestly! He had no idea I wasn't a little old lady needing help!

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