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There's a smell in me kitchen, what am i gonna do?

30 replies

jampot · 25/01/2007 10:49

Ive changed the bin, cleaned the dishwasher, washing machine in currently on (washing, not having period) cant find the source

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jampot · 25/01/2007 10:51

why is this in relationships?

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Blu · 25/01/2007 10:51

Leave the bastard!

charliecat · 25/01/2007 10:52

fridge? why IS it in relationships??

yorkshirelass79 · 25/01/2007 10:52

Message withdrawn

charliecat · 25/01/2007 10:52

or had veg soup or cauilflower cheese recently? They linger for days.

itsmeNDP · 25/01/2007 10:53

has one of your viewers died and slumped forgotten behind an appliance ?

tissy · 25/01/2007 10:53

check under the cooker- dead mouse?

sandcastles · 25/01/2007 10:53

pmsl...Blu, 'Leave the bastard'

Thank you..I needed that!

jampot · 25/01/2007 10:53

hahaha at blu and ndp

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tissy · 25/01/2007 10:53

drains?

WanderingTrolley · 25/01/2007 10:54

lol Blu

What sort of smell is it - fishy? pooey? dead rat under a floorboardy?

jampot · 25/01/2007 10:56

its an "offy" smell - not fish, not poo, not dead ratty i dont think but more dead veggie

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jampot · 25/01/2007 10:58

OMG what if its me ???

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WanderingTrolley · 25/01/2007 10:58

There's a dead vegetarian in your kitchen?

Oh my Christ.....

charliecat · 25/01/2007 10:59

open the window, shut the door...see if it goes. Ask your neighbour if you whiff

turquoise · 25/01/2007 10:59

Manky dishcloth/sponge? Unaired towel?
Though if the washing machine is on and the smell has coincided, I reckon it's drains.

KezzaG · 25/01/2007 10:59

Look in the microwave. I defrosted some chicken in a microwave and forgot about it. It stunk for days until I opened the microwave for something else and nearly passed out from mouldy chicken smell.

WanderingTrolley · 25/01/2007 10:59

a) are you a vegetarian?

b) are you dead?

If answer to both is 'no' then you are fine.

WanderingTrolley · 25/01/2007 11:01

Horribly, you are going to have to crawl around the kitchen, sniffing, with your nose an inch off the floor, to exclude the possibility of under floor carnage.

jampot · 25/01/2007 11:03

kitchen floor is concrete and then tiled

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ledodgy · 25/01/2007 11:14

Is there an old dishcloth festering somewhere or have you wiped something up with your recent one and it now smells?

jampot · 25/01/2007 16:45

ive decided to cook fish - that'll mask the smell

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Emzickle · 25/01/2007 16:58

like your style.

still think leaving the bastard is the way forward.

HappyDaddy · 25/01/2007 17:04

Maybe the bastard's buried under your tiles. Dig him up and then leave the bastard.

Emzickle · 25/01/2007 17:06

I have such revolting mental images now.

Put me right off my muller fruit corner.

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